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The mole in the hole... if you know what I mean
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Tommy
Dec 11, 2007 20:33:01 GMT -5
Post by ~ Rose ~ on Dec 11, 2007 20:33:01 GMT -5
~~~~~~~~~WELCOME TO THE TOMMY ROLEPLAY!~~~~~~~~~
This is a thread to roleplay about our favorite pink eraser, Tommy! For those of you who don't know about Tommy, you won't get anything in here.
Here are the roles:
Tommy- Lucky Shawnee- Lucky Vanbenkilla- Lucky Godmother- Rose Sister- Nami Zac Efron- Rose Moe- Lucky Angry Mob- Rose Biological mom- Nami Jake/Elmo- Lucky Ghost of Tommy- Rose Tommy Jr.- Rose
OKAY! Let's start this thing!
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Tommy
Dec 12, 2007 17:07:01 GMT -5
Post by Lucky on Dec 12, 2007 17:07:01 GMT -5
Sorry Dana, but this isn't your roleplay. You can't make rules for it. Alright, but it's not 'Shawn' anymore, it's 'Shawnee'. Tommy's vessel! I guess I shall begin...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tommy whistled in time with his steps, carelessly wandering the vacant streets of Newzealandstown. Newzealandstown was his home, his friend, his place in the world. His LIFE. He would do anything he could to help and protect it, and he was always the first to find out any news. He stopped whistling upon recieving the latest piece of news. You see, his mind was partially mechanical and computerized, linking him with the news channels, feeds, streams, and even his favorite radio station. This just in- Rapist Zac F-ron escapes from the maximum security facility on the east side of town. Still at large. Right where Tommy was. Tommy tried to scream when he saw the teenaged actor gone wrong. No one knew why Zac F-ron had gone to the dark side, but there were many theories. Tommy wouldn't have a chance to think about these theories though. He wouldn't have a chance to turn around and run, or tap into the news feeds again. Zac F-ron brought down the metal pole, smashing it against Tommy's skull. Things turned dark... darker still... ...and when he woke up, he couldn't move. He looked down, and realized that something terrible must have happened. He was no longer in Newzealandstown. He was no longer Tommy L. Shanks. He was a pink eraser, and he couldn't escape the strange dark prison he was in, filled with what seemed to be giant reloadable pencils.
And so the story of Tommy begins...
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~ Rose ~
Hedge Knight
The mole in the hole... if you know what I mean
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Tommy
Dec 13, 2007 16:23:14 GMT -5
Post by ~ Rose ~ on Dec 13, 2007 16:23:14 GMT -5
Tommy wiggled around in the strange dark place, trying to scream out for help. He could hear faint voices coming from the outside. When he finally stood up, a bright light blinded him and he fell back down. Suddenly, he saw a giant hand reaching for him. Tommy tried to run, but it was no use. As he saw his life flash before his eyes, he felt himself being rubbed up against something.
He opened his eyes and saw a piece of lined paper. “Oh…” Tommy thought, “I’m an eraser now.” He also saw three girls, who he guessed to be about thirteen, staring at him astounded.
“Oh my god, that eraser is so awesome!” said one of the girls, who had long brown hair, “You should name him something.”
Tommy tried to shout out “My name is Tommy!” but his vocal cords were removed once he entered this strange dimension. Another girl that had short auburn hair picked him up and studied him.
“Hmmm…” she thought for a moment, “I’ve got it! We should name him Tommy!”
“What?! How did she know my name?” Tommy thought, “They must be working with that crazy rapist who tried to kill me!” The other girls agreed that he should be named Tommy. And their adventures began.
After some time with the three strange girls, he learned their names were Dana, Michelle, and Diana. Dana was the one who owned the so-called “pencil case” where he now lived. Often at lunch, Tommy would listen to their conversations. One day, though, he heard something he would never forget.
“OH MY GOD ZAC EFRON!!” shouted their friend Danielle. Tommy was horrified. He had hoped never to hear that name again, but apparently, this girl was in love with Zac Efron, the man who had tried to kill him. Maybe in this dimension, he wasn’t a rapist/killer/squirrel. Maybe he was good…
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Tommy
Jan 4, 2008 17:33:44 GMT -5
Post by Rikki-senpai on Jan 4, 2008 17:33:44 GMT -5
(Squirrel...? How'd you make the writing itialical? This roleplay will live! RIGHT ROSE?!)
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~ Rose ~
Hedge Knight
The mole in the hole... if you know what I mean
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Tommy
Jan 5, 2008 20:20:40 GMT -5
Post by ~ Rose ~ on Jan 5, 2008 20:20:40 GMT -5
(YOU'RE RIGHT RIKKI!! I am bringing this roleplay back to life NOW!!)
Later on in the day, Tommy was in the social studies class again. He had been given his own spot in Diana's notebook to sit on, and he thought it was very comfortable. As he listened to the girls' strange conversation about marshmallows and Roxas plushies, Tommy thought about his life before this, which he didn't remember that well, anyway.
Tommy's thoughts were interrupted as he was picked up to be used as an eraser. A few hours later, Tommy woke up from a nap to find himself outside. In the cold. He noticed a large roof above him, and he became scared.
All of a sudden, he was thrown up in the air. Higher and higher he went. So high, that he saw his life flash before his eyes. As he felt the fear in his heart rise, he found himself on the top of the roof. "I can't move!!" he thought. He couldn't feel his.... body (?) anymore. Tommy was so numb, he couldn't even breathe. Then, everything went black.
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"Hey, are you okay?" said a deep voice, that was both familiar and mysterious to Tommy.
"...Yeah, I'm fine." Tommy could finally speak (though he was still and eraser). He opened his eyes and saw a shadowy figure. "Who are you?"
"You don't know who I am?" the man emerged from the darkness. "I'm Zac Efron."
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Tommy
Jan 5, 2008 21:02:08 GMT -5
Post by Lucky on Jan 5, 2008 21:02:08 GMT -5
Tommy tried to scream, but no sound would come out of his still erasa-fied body. "Y-you.. you're the one that did this to me!" he finally managed to spurt out randomly. "CHANGE ME BACK! NOW!" Zac Efron grinned, his eyes flickering in the dim light of the room. "Oh, I will... but first..." Tommy felt cold. Colder than he'd ever felt before, even colder than when he'd been on the roof. "G-get away from me, you rapist!"
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~ Rose ~
Hedge Knight
The mole in the hole... if you know what I mean
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Tommy
Jan 5, 2008 21:50:28 GMT -5
Post by ~ Rose ~ on Jan 5, 2008 21:50:28 GMT -5
"I won't rape you Tommy..." Zac said softly.
"YES YOU WILL!" screamed Tommy. "HELP ME!!"
Zac smiled and said, "Would you like to go on a picnic with me?" Tommy blinked and looked at Zac confused-like.
"A picnic?" he asked.
"A picnic."
"Will you rape me?"
"Nope."
Because Tommy was so young and naive, he went along with Zac to a deserted field in the middle of nowhere. The eraser carried a small picnic basket filled with apples and potato chips.
"Hey, Zac, do you wanna be friends?" Tommy looked at Zac and smiled cheerfully. He then noticed that Zac's face had an evil look on it.
"Zac?" Tommy asked, his body shaking. Zac started laughing maniacally and turned to Tommy.
"Silly eraser..." he said scornfully, "TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!!!!"
"Huh?" said Tommy.
"I'm gonna rape you." Zac said evilly.
Tommy screamed into the night and tried to run, but he was paralyzed with fear. Then, it all went black (again).
The next morning...
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Tommy
Jan 5, 2008 23:12:13 GMT -5
Post by Lucky on Jan 5, 2008 23:12:13 GMT -5
Tommy groaned, pushing himself out of bed and wandering into a convieniently placed bathroom to throw up a few times into the toilet. He flushed it down and noticed a small bump on his shiny pink surface, but ignored it. "Owwww... my head hurts... what happened?" he asked no one in particular. Just then a squirrel jumped in through the window and mauled him before sitting on a bed and staring at him contently. "What the hell was that for?" Tommy demanded, cursing outloud in pain. "YOUR MOM."
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~ Rose ~
Hedge Knight
The mole in the hole... if you know what I mean
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Tommy
Jan 7, 2008 16:00:43 GMT -5
Post by ~ Rose ~ on Jan 7, 2008 16:00:43 GMT -5
The squirrel flew away and Tommy found a conveniently placed pregnancy test lying on the floor. 20 minutes later, Tommy screamed "I'm having a baby!!"
Tommy was overjoyed and somewhat creeped out at the same time. Zac had fled to Antarctica so he would not be arrested, so Tommy had no one to take care of his child. Tommy then went to the doctor.
"Congratualtions, Tommy! You're having twins!" said the doctor.
"Really?!" Tommy said enthusiastically.
"Yes, a male/female camel and a green eraser."
"YIPPEE!!" screamed Tommy.
He then decided to name the eraser Jake or Elmo and the camel Zac Efron Jr. When Tommy finally had his babies, he went bankrupt and had to abandon them on the school roof.
As Tommy ran away from the school in tears, he saw a familiar looking girl pick up Jake/Elmo.
(Wow, this roleplay is getting creepy...)
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Tommy
Jan 7, 2008 17:39:16 GMT -5
Post by Lucky on Jan 7, 2008 17:39:16 GMT -5
(Who was the familiar girl!?)
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~ Rose ~
Hedge Knight
The mole in the hole... if you know what I mean
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Tommy
Jan 8, 2008 20:22:20 GMT -5
Post by ~ Rose ~ on Jan 8, 2008 20:22:20 GMT -5
(You'll find out...)
Tommy couldn't stay long enough to see what happened to his children, so he ran off. The camel (whose name was Zac Efron Jr.) was found by the janitor and put in a paper compressor and turned into a story. Meanwhile...
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~ Rose ~
Hedge Knight
The mole in the hole... if you know what I mean
Posts: 220
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Tommy
Jan 9, 2008 23:48:53 GMT -5
Post by ~ Rose ~ on Jan 9, 2008 23:48:53 GMT -5
(Okay, this is the last post in this mentally scarring roleplay. Since Rikki quit and Lucky is scared of it I'm finishing it off with one last post of evil.)
Years and years passed, and Tommy had dissappeared. His children had gone to live with their father in Antarctica, and his old friends from school were seniors in high school. Tommy had traveled the world and seen many things. He lived a good life.
But, that life wasn't over yet.
Five high school girls stood outside the school talking about college and whatnot. This was their last time at the school, and they didn't want to forget it. Just then, by some sort of miracle, a small pink rectangle emerged from the small water tube thing coming out from the wall. The girls all turned to see what had fallen out of the tube, and when they looked, they were amazed.
"... Tommy?"
The beaten, ragged eraser smiled and replied, "I'm home."
Thus ends the story of Tommy.
But will we ever know how the camel got it's hump?
O.O WTF DUDE
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Tommy
Jan 13, 2008 13:53:02 GMT -5
Post by Lucky on Jan 13, 2008 13:53:02 GMT -5
Only problem is I'm probly not going to that highschool D:.
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Tommy
Jan 13, 2008 15:17:59 GMT -5
Post by Rikki-senpai on Jan 13, 2008 15:17:59 GMT -5
The Genie of the Desert punished the camel by giving them humps! Which is not really punishing... it actually stores water for the camel so it won't die.
Don't worry, all of us, whether or not, and if not I will maim your souls, will go over our houses and talk about Tommy. High school is probably some drama thing like the stupid movie. ^^ It doesn't matter if we aren't in the same school, as long as we keep our insanity on the highest level. That way, we can sense when some one is not getting crazy.
Example...
"My insanity level sensed that Rose is not being crazy!"
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Tommy
Jan 14, 2008 19:06:04 GMT -5
Post by Lucky on Jan 14, 2008 19:06:04 GMT -5
Spidey senses?
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Tommy
Jan 18, 2008 18:11:38 GMT -5
Post by Rikki-senpai on Jan 18, 2008 18:11:38 GMT -5
Erm... no.
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~ Rose ~
Hedge Knight
The mole in the hole... if you know what I mean
Posts: 220
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Tommy
Jan 19, 2008 16:52:44 GMT -5
Post by ~ Rose ~ on Jan 19, 2008 16:52:44 GMT -5
Yep, it's official. This is the shortest and most retarded roleplay in the history of fictionrealms.
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Tommy
Jan 21, 2008 14:48:57 GMT -5
Post by Lucky on Jan 21, 2008 14:48:57 GMT -5
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Tommy
Jan 21, 2008 18:17:01 GMT -5
Post by Rikki-senpai on Jan 21, 2008 18:17:01 GMT -5
What? Cloud's Expedition and Squall's Adventure not good enough for the list?
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Tommy
Jan 22, 2008 19:27:56 GMT -5
Post by Lucky on Jan 22, 2008 19:27:56 GMT -5
No, they were too long.
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