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Post by Eternal on Dec 24, 2006 21:14:08 GMT -5
It's Christmas Morning in the Villains hide. There a Loads of presents and around the Christmas Tree and there is snow on the ground.
Roxas!!! Woke up with excitement and yell "WAKE UP EVERYONE IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!".
Everyone else in the house hit the ceiling and then fell to the floor and hit there heads. Then everybody then ran to the Christmas tree with hopeful looks on the faces. Sparta says
"I hope i get that Evil strategist Chess Set with Complete Good and Evil forces pieces". Selene says "hope i get ummm ..... a clock yea" (but in her head "Really hope i get a new whip"). Loki says "I hope i get an EYE patch". ROXAS!!!! says "I hope new Keyblades and Robes and a ROCK i don't know why a ROCK but A ROCK". Axel says "I hope i get some more Dirty movies... hehehehe". Everyone stop and stared at him and an awkward silence insued. "O K" Riku replied "well i Hope I get an EASY BAKE OVEN". Then a strange voice from somewhere said "EVEN WORSE!". The Christmas was a good one of the villains they all got what they wanted even Riku. Yes he got his EASY BAKE OVEN! Oh yea Selene got the whip and Riku look scared while everyone just look at it weird.
THE END
(I hope you all enjoy it if not then i dont know)
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Post by Rogue on Dec 24, 2006 22:27:10 GMT -5
ahahaha! way funny! So did Selene get a clock radio then? or a whip? =P
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Post by Lucky on Dec 24, 2006 22:46:16 GMT -5
XD
LOL
Easy back oven... XD
Axel, you have a dirty mind.
And a rock!? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Dec 27, 2006 12:34:18 GMT -5
An easy bake oven? O.O *Doesn't believe those things acutally bake stuff* >.>
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Dec 27, 2006 12:55:25 GMT -5
OR IS IT THE END? Lol, hey ghoul-san, what about this?...
December 26. It's the day after Christmas in the Villians hide, house whatever! All the snow has melted away!
Roxas!!! Screamed with sadness\anger. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Everyone else in the house hit the ceiling and then fell to the floor and hit there heads.
"My Evil strategist Chess Set with Complete Good and Evil forces pieces, is broken!!" Sparta remembered he played with Riku. Riku won about... maybe a million times. WIth anger, Sparta destroyed his own Christmas present. (Remember from Spongebob? Wua, wua, wuaaaaa)
"Oh darn, my whip broke in half." Selene folded her arms and pouted. Yesterday, she used it against bears to get her some wood. For the fire out course! After using it so much, it broke in half.
Loki gasped, "SOMEONE STOLE MY EYEPATCH!!"
Meanwhile... "It's so easy to take stuff from Loki when he is asleep." Xigbar thought.
Roxas!!! got his keyblade. Though his robe was too small. While he played skip-stone (You know that game with the throwing of the rock in the water...) when a fish ate the rock. Roxas!!! killed it though. They had fish for dinner. Everyone asked where he got the fish from. He just said he just got it.
All the villian girls, saw Axel got a 'dirty' movie. And they destroyed it. Axel cried, rolling on his back, sad that his movie was destroyed! Selene told him he could just borrow one at the library, and his crying is like an obnoxious bear choking on honey.
Riku-kun got his Easy bake oven. As he wanted. Though it looked to girly, he still baked stuff on it. He even baked Christmas dinner for all the villians. Though... this morning...
"I'm making scrambled eggs." Riku told everyone. Then 5 minutes later the fire alarm went off. "NOO!!" Riku cried hysterically, "MY OVEN! STUPID EGGS!! AHHH!"
So is it now the end? Who knows. New Year's Day is coming afterall... heheh.
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Post by Lucky on Dec 27, 2006 19:59:35 GMT -5
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Nov 21, 2007 14:45:38 GMT -5
TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING...
"I'm not cooking if there is no supplies." Riku replied with a stuffy tone of voice.
"ROXAS! GET THE DAMN SUPPLIES!" Selene screamed, "I WANT FOOD TOMORROW!"
"Hm, Is it me or has Xigbar been bragging about his new eyepatch for almost a year now? Roxas asked Axel, who shrugged.
"LOKI AND SPARTA!" Selene twisted her head in an owl-evilish way, "GET FOOD NOW."
So the two went and Riku was stuck cooking for tomorrow. Who knows what horrible event could happen.
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Post by Lucky on Nov 21, 2007 15:21:39 GMT -5
Sora tilted his head. "Woah, where am I? Hey, RIKU, look, I found a turkey and named it WILLIAM!"
Riku smacked his forehead. "Sora, go away. This is the VILLAIN's thread, not the HEROES."
Sora blinked. "But there's no string here..."
"GO AWAY."
"BOTH OF YOU, JUST GO TO SHOPRITE AND GET FOOD OR I'LL EAT THAT TURKEY!" Selene hollered, her stomach growling like a bear after winter.
"No-o, not WILLIAM! C'mon Riku, to SHOPRITE!"
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Jan 4, 2008 17:41:36 GMT -5
Well, 2007's Christmas with the villians was pretty normal. All they wanted was a wii, and Santa brought it to the nice little boy in their group. Axel, and everyone else got coal. So they played the wii until today. Why you ask? Well, their cat named Xigbar II came and thought it was a mouse and ate it. And all the coal too.
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