Marshmallow Land

[Rikki-senpai]

(You know, I just re-read the whole Kingdom Hearts role play, and it kind of made me sad how badly written, and how random my posts were. >.< But also gave me a smile once I got into the VII realm, my posts got a whole lot better. Also, near the end of the Kingdom Hearts realm, I remember Axel or Roxas finding the door to Marshmallow Land. So, I was just curious how much of a side-story this could be. I'll try to do the best I can. And Rogie-senpai, this ain't connected to the KH realm. Just a side-story thing. *steals some, or many characters for the beginning*)

AND SO IT BEGAN...

"Hey Axel... Selene told us not to open this door," Roxas began, "But you know how tempting it is to actually open it?!"

"I say we open it." Axel whispered so the other would not hear them.

"Maybe we can bring the others for kicks!" Roxas grinned.

Axel and Roxas said they wanted to show them something. The group, after killing the Sentinel, did not seem to care of whatever those two were saying to them. Axel finally got their attention, and cleared his throat.

"What Roxas and I are about to show you..." Axel began, as Roxas was ignored, and snuck behind the group.

"IS MARSHMALLOW LAND!" Axel practically screamed, and then opened the door, thus Roxas pushing the group in through the door.

The two organization members grinned, then walked in normally in the realm. It was, in fact, NOT Marshmallow land. It was actually Mountain Fudge. Roxas and Axel gazed upon the realm. To those two, it was heaven, without vegetables!

"You insolent idiotic fools!" Selene screamed at the two.

Sparta stared out across the realm. He saw a sign very far away that read, 'Welcome to Marshmallow World, we hope you enjoy your stay!' Sparta made a face, which meant, he didn't like it here. And if he didn't, practically everything in his path shall fall and die.

Loki blinked for a moment, where, what, when, huh? He thought he was on a mission to save his world, not go to a diabetic place, "Uh, sis," Loki interrupted his sister screaming.

"WHAT?!" Selene yelled very loudly. To her view, everything was planned, everything was perfect. UNTIL THESE TWO BONEHEADS RUINED EVERYTHING. 'They shall pay, and pay very dearly.' She thought, give a death look.

"Um, I thought... that we were suppose to-" Loki began, but cut off by happy Organization XIII members.

"WOAH FUDGE MOUNTAIN!" Roxas screamed as loud as he could, "IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE!"

"To bad it will end with you dying." Selene threated them.

Riku, who was ignored for the longest time stared at the ground. He moved his finger on the dirt, and then put it in his mouth. The ground was chocolate fudge! He was in Candy Land, and was completely-

"WOO HOO! TIME TO PIG OUT!" Axel shouted, to the realm of which they were now stuck in.

The group of evil. Their purpose, was to revive Sparta's, Selene's, and Loki's world. How it got sabotage? Organization XIII members. How will they escape? Will the three's one world be resurrected? Will Axel get diabetics? FIND OUT, by the true owners in this website, of these character, that will post, SOON.

[Lucky]

(I wanna reply but I CANT.)

[Rikki-senpai]

(Uhhhh, *makes up stuff to let Sora in, and steals other characters for fun* That's my disclaimer people)

Squeaker was doing patrol over Traverse Town... again. Somehow their turns of whoever would be doing the patrolling changed. It was Leon, Cloud, Aeris, Yuffie, Cloud, Yuffie, Aeris, Leon, Leon, Leon, Leon, ... LEON! The chocolate mousse head wondered how on earth did he have his turn more than 5 times in a row. But it didn't matter to him, nothing really exciting ever happened after the bad guys went through that portal. Cloud was recovering, Aeris was relaxing due to her love life, Yuffie was mostly resting. But once she woke up and found out her materia was gone, all life seemed to live out and enjoy it, until the ninja would go on a rampage. Sora and Kairi were having a nice chat of what happened to them once they were gone. Updating on recent events, what they should do for dinner. Leon sighed how everyone was so relaxed after all that.

(After ALL those posts..)

He mainly flew around, enjoying the view of a peaceful town. It made him smirk, and after checking for an hour, he told Aeris it was her turn. She nodded and walked around. After a visit to the item shop, she helped Donald clean up the mess. Of course after many questions of what happened to his nephews, she just ran away not answering any of them. Then she came by the corner, where Sora landing in Traverse Town. Pushing the crates out of her sight, she saw a portal, a very small one. Only a small kid could get in there. She reported what she had found, and Leon made a face that said, 'Oh great more problems'.

Squallie went to portal alone. Since Aeris was bored and wondered how Cloud was. He looked at the portal, and decided to go through it. Though, he wouldn't exactly.... fit through. He called over Sora and Kairi and they got looks that they didn't want to go through it. He wondered who else was small, and remembered the existence of Shihara. Though she only blabbed some ways to make the portal bigger, and they didn't all go so well.

"These aren't working." Squall told the midget.

After many attempts they actually got it big enough for Squall to get in. Shihara kept on repeating 'I told you so'. Sora and Kairi were wondering where it went. Aeris soon came by with Cloud, who was in a wheelchair, and Yuffie on her back, still sleeping.

"I've got everyone." Aeris annouced, though unneeded.

Leon shook his head and said, "Look, I don't want you guys to get involved with this, all of us could get hurt. Right after the battle with the traitor Riku, and his idiotic gang."

"Don't call Riku a traitor!!" Sora and Kairi both shouted.

"He is just off the road." Sora tried to explain.

"Riku's my friend and he wouldn't betray anyone!" Kairi added.

"Well he did." Squalliewoolie replied.

Soon everyone started bickering about how Riku was or was not a traitor, and how Donald is going to know about his nephews and other random subjects. Cloud, who didn't care in the world what they were talking about, noticed something.

"Guys?" Cloud asked.

"What do you mean Riku had blonde hair, he had white hair!!" One of the many arguers shouted.

"Guys?" Cloud raised his voice a little, but no dice.

"Donald doesn't have a brother! I've traveled alongside him and Goofy and he said nothing about a brother!!"

"GUYZ!" Cloud yelled loud enough for everyone to shut up.

They all stood in silence, because... apparently the portal had arms and hands, and were dragging them in the portal. They, excluding Cloud, freaked that they were being sucked into an unknown place. They tried squirming out but they were soon sucked in.

They stood in front of a river, and on a sign it read, "BLUEBERRY RIVER" Around them were Mountain Fudge, *they couldn't see Selene's group* Vanilla Valley, Piscashio *Forgot how it is spelled* Plains, Strawberry Farms, Rainbow Sherbet Highway, and CHOCOLATE CITY!

The group blinked, wondering if this had any heartless, was Riku's group here, where is my teammate Goofy, if any candy would get in my hair, and other nonsense. Soon they started yelling at each other and how it was who's fault, and how it wasn't, and how you could of told us sooner.

Shihara put her finger in the river, and licked it. It was really blueberry, in liquid form. She called over Sora and told him to taste it. He did and was surprised it was actually what the sign really meant. Soon Sora told Kairi, who told Aeris, who told Cloud, who told Leon. Yet Yuffie yawning and sleeping away.

"So it's basically a Candy Land?" Leon inquired.

"How will we get back? Cloud is still in his wheelchair, and if Candy Corns, that might be heartless start attacking how will I protect him?!" Aeris asked, trying to keep Yuffie on her back, who was drooling on Aeris.

As on que, CANDY CORN started attacking the group. But whatever they tried, no weapon, no magic, no escaping, was helping. They all started freaking out, cause their HP was draining, and Aeris MP was draining as well.

"Why... don't we eat 'em?" Shihara suggested.

The rest stared at her insanity. But since nothing else worked, they soon ate the Candy Corn and won.

"This is weird." Most of everyone said.

The group that just faced Selene's group. That got their asses whooped. Just went to the same place of where Selene's group was. Will they meet and fight? Or will they pig out and controlled by the sugary goodness?! Find out, once the roleplayers of fictionrealms actually... POST.

[Lucky]

"That was... interesting." Sora stated, looking around the sugar coated dream of Ryuzaki. "...HEY, THE CLOUDS ARE MADE OUT OF COTTON CANDY!"
"No I'm not," replied Cloud.
"I-I meant the ones up there... d-dumbo!" Sora was slightly intimidated by the man, who even sitting down was taller than him, but said that idiotic sentence anyway.
"WHY YOU-"
"Cloud, don't strain yourself!" Was Aeris' reasonable and calming voice, which was ignored as Cloud jumped to his feet and stared chasing Sora. Shihara thought they were playing tag, so she started chasing both of them. But before anyone else could follow and retrieve the missing member, a smoothie storm blew in and prevented them from seeing much else.
"TAKE SHELTER!" Squeaker (akaSquall, Leon) shouted, and everyone in the group just kinda ran in circles trying to find a place to hide. But before they did, the storm ended, and their party members were nowhere to be seen.

Sora has left the party.
Cloud has left the party.
Shihara has left the party.

Meanwhile...
"Wooooooowwwww," the two adolescents said, staring up in awe at Mount Fudgey.
"I'll race ya!" Sora told the girl, who quickly accepted their challenge. With nothing better to do, and not seeing any of the others in their party, Cloud followed.

Cloud has joined the party (2).
Sora has joined the party (2).
Shihara has joined the party (2).

(There, I posted.)

[Rikki-senpai]

"Hey, we made another party!" Shihara exclaimed, "So are we like, rebels, against Squall? Or a Russian mafia?"

Sora stared at Shihara with confusion, "Of course not, their our friends." Shihara tilted her head.

"If we were friends, wouldn't we be in the same party?"

Cloud poked the both of the adolescents, very annoying, until they found out he was poking them.

"Let's go find Leon and the others." Cloud stated, almost ordering... or demanding.

Shihara and Sora stared at awe at Cloud. He was surely the leader of the party. And they were the servants, serving their master. Then the two looked at each other, almost reading each other's minds. Or at least Shihara was. Sora nodded, and grinned. Cloud looked alarmed, Shihara had once did the trick of being in his mind, and having a conversation. Shihara nudged Sora, but he nudged her. Almost if they were telling each other to throw a pie at his face. But what pie was in Marshmallow Land? Marshmallow pie?

Sora sighed, then shoved Cloud to the ground. Cloud looked at Sora in great confusion, and anger.

"TAG YOUR IT!" The little ones shouted, and ran away as far as they could.

[Lucky]

Sora has left the party.
Shihara has left the party.

Cloud sighed, and decided he'd just turn around and go get Leon to chase after them. If they were lost, it wasn't his problem. Plus now he was covered in chocolate. Yes, they pushed him in some of the fudge from mount fudgie.

Cloud has left the party.
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Sora has joined the party (2).
Shihara has joined the party (2).

"Woah... Shihara, wait, we just left the party and made our own," Sora stated in awe, wondering how they'd managed that. Again.
"No we didn't, you silly willy head! Cloud left OUR party!" Shihara replied, pinching his cheek. Sora gave her a death glare, and replied, "No, we left our party, then Cloud left the party we left, then we formed a new party without Cloud!"
"W-well... PROVE IT!"
Sora was silent, pondering. "Well, then explain those words that appeared a few minutes ago!" He finally exclaimed.
"What words?"
"Um, the words? That kinda floated in the air?"
"Sora, did you hit your head or something? Haha, whoever heard of floating words!?" After a few moments of silence, Shihara realized that 'IT' was no longer in their game of 'TAG'. "Um... TAGYOU'REITBUAHAHAHAAA!" She screamed, tagging Sora and running for her life.
"WHY YOU-" Sora called out, jumping to his feet and chasing after her.
And so the mount fudgie adventure began...
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...But what of Leon, Aeris, Yuffie, Kairi, and Cloud?
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"WHADDYA MEAN YOU LEFT?!" Leon demanded, glaring heavily at the blonde heartless standing in front of him.
"I, uh, just kinda... left?" Cloud stammered in reply, wondering why Leon was so mad.
While they were arguing, someone stole their wallets and ran off...
"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT THEM, THEY'RE JUST KIDS! THERE COULD BE A BOSS MONSTER HERE!"
"What, and the only way to defeat it would be to eat it, I suppose? I doubt anything here is scarier than what those kids've been through-"
"YES IT IS. IT'S ALMOST AS SCARY AS THAT TIME SOMEONE DIED MY HAIR PINK!"
Yuffie sniggered, remembering the time she'd swapped Leon's shampoo with hair dye. Then she paused, noticing something.
"Hey guys, where's Aeris?"
". . ."

Meanwhile in Las Vanillas...
"YES, I WIN AGAIN! I LOVE THIS CASINO!"

Kairi stared at them all in awe.
What kind of idiots did she get herself stuck with now?!

[Lucky]

Leon folded his arms. "We should all gather up everyone and figure out how we got here in the first place."
"Okay," Kairi replied, shrugging. "That sounds like a plan."
"Okay, who shall we find first? The two adolescents or the crazed gamble-addicted flower girl?" Cloud asked in mild amusement.
Yuffie sighed, wondering what they were to do, but before she could complain, an idea struck her. "WE CAN SPLIT UP! LIKE IN SCOOBY DOO!"
They all replied with a firm "NO."
"B-but, that's the only way we'll find them before they're lost forever..." she whined.
"Yeah, but if we split up, we won't be able to find eachother then, and we'll ALL be lost!" Cloud yelled in annoyance.
"We, um, could use walkie talkies?" Kairi suggested.
"Walkie talkies, can break." Cloud pointed out.
"Cell phones?" Yuffie asked.
"Those can break too." Cloud replied.
"EVERY THING CAN BREAK, YOU IDIOT!" Kairi hollered, annoyed. She wanted to find Sora, and fast.
"Fine, if you want to find Sora, we'll all go together. Sheesh. Hold your pants down."
"Uh, don't you mean keep your pants on? Or hold your horses?" Leon pondered.
"Oh, whatever, I'm not good with these kinds of sayings," Cloud mumbled.
"Let's just gooooooooo!" Yuffie demanded.
"Alright, we'll go find Sora first then." said Cloud, apathetically.

Kairi, who was annoyed, aprehensive, impatient, and did she mention annoyed? Tired of this conversation, she stormed off on her own, in the completely wrong direction.

Kairi has left the party.

"ZOMG NOOOOOOoooo NOT AGAIN!" Leon shouted in frustration.
"So shall we get Kairi first then? So I guess finding Sora and Shihara, plan A, has reverted to Plan B, and Kairi is now Plan A, to find... " Yuffie rambled confusingly.
"Uhh... Couldn't you just say that our top priority is finding whoever?" Cloud asked her.
"Uhhhh... that sounded... spiffy?"
"No it didn't."
"Nyeah, I dunno, it sounded spiffy to me!"
"No it didn't."
"Yeah it did."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"DID TOO!"
"DID NOT!"
"SHUDDAP BOTH OF YOU!" Leon intervened, pissed off at their pointless argument. "We should each go and find someone. Yuffie, you go find Kairi, Cloud, you retrieve Aeris, and I'll go after Shihara and Sora, HAPPY!?"
"So, we're splitting up?" Yuffie inquired, grinning because Cloud had just said no to that idea five minutes ago.
"Yes, we are," Leon replied, walking away. Cloud sighed, and walked away also leaving Yuffie alone.
"Uh, where did Kairi go?" She asked, inquiring to herself.
No one answered...
YES THEY DID.
Someone said, "Follow meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....e..."
And then Yuffie went in the opposite direction.
"Haha, works everytime."

Cloud has left the party.
Leon has left the party.
Yuffie has left the party.

[Rikki-senpai]

Meanwhile with the Tag playing nitwits...

(Lucky said, "They're so weird.")

Shihara was running away, like she was running away from a killer pyshco maniac, trying to rape her, then kill her. After that, laugh at her grave. She was panting like a dog, trying to catch a frisbee. She kept running and escaping from Sora's grasp. Soon Sora had to catch his breath. Shihara, unknowned that he was resting, kept running and running, and soon out of sight.

Sora stood up and looked around in confusion, where did Shihara go? She was gone,

"Um Shihara?" He called out, but no reply came back, because she was gone forevermore.

Sora then starting looking around for Shihara,

Meanwhile with Leon,

'If I was a little teenager again...' Leon thought in his head, 'where would I go?'

He started pondering through chocolate trees, and mint leaves. Chocolate rabbits past by, and saw duck peep peeps, floating on the blueberry lake.

(And now I'm deciding if I should put Shihara in or not, she takes too many lines, ya know?)

[Lucky]

Sora sighed, giving up the search for shihara after half an hour. "Screw this, I'm going to Las Vanillas..." He ran towards the flashing neon sign, where he ran into Aeris.
"Hey Aeris!"

[Rikki-senpai]

(stupid internet, being evil and turning off when I have a long post.... grr)

Shihara looked in Maple Syrup Lake. A sign that said, 'Beware of waffles and pancakes' was in the ground. She pondered at the lake, wondering if to swim in it, or contain some for later. While she was pondering, a giant waffle and pancake emerged from the lake. The two breakfast food combined together, (like put waffle on one side, pancake on the other) and ate her.

Leon, when to Las Vanillas, wandering around. He saw a casino, and thought that was a start. After looking through the resturants, and floors above, he decided to actually look THROUGH the casino. A glimpse of a pink dress came in his vision, whipping around he saw Aeris, with Sora too!

"Aeris!!" Leon called, "Sora!"

The surrounding audience, thinking that Aeris equal mother, Sora equal child, and the random guy calling out Aeris equal father. Some guys groaned to see him calling to her, and seeing Aeris whipping around. Her eyes amused and crazed. Sora turned and waved hello to Leon. Leon walked up to them having a confusion expression on his face to Aeris.

"I-I w-was winning alot..." Aeris stuttered an excuse.

Then Leon turned to Sora with the same expression he gave to Aeris.

"I blame the smoothie storm, and I bored..." Sora told him, trying to act all tall and mightly against Leon.

Leon buried his face in his hands for a moment. Then he gave a serious expression, which made Sora jump. Confused expression turned into serious expression... very fast... scary.

"Kairi went looking for you. Yuffie is tracking her down." Leon started rambling who was doing what, "Cloud went looking for you, Aeris, but we'll find him eventually. Where's Shihara?"

"Playing tag your it, with me it." Sora told him.

Leon paused, then was about to speak but stopped, thus starting a new inquiry, "So... your playing tag?" Sora nodded as he spoke, "With you as it, and not actually getting her? So she is lost."

"Okay new plan!!" Leon said, "Aeris, Cloud will find you soon, so go find him. Sora, Kairi is looking for you, and Yuffie is looking for Kairi, you'll get two birds with one stone. I'll find Shihara. Remember Piscashio Plains?" The two nodded comprehending completely, "We will meet up there once we find whoever we were to find. Got it?"

Aeris slightly raised her hand for a question, "Can I stay here? So Cloud can find me without me moving around? I mean 2 people trying to find each other, and both of them are moving isn't a good idea..."

Leon nodded, knowing Cloud would in fact find her, "So if Sora or I find Cloud we tell him okay?"

Sora agreed, but asked a question, "So I can stay here with Aeris?"

"No, find Kairi and Yuffie."

"But that's more of a job." Sora whined.

"You're the keyblade master." Leon started, "So d'you except people to go easy on you?"

"C'its not fair." Sora muttered.

And so they were off! Or at least Sora and Leon were, Aeris was too busy gambling. Once Sora met Cloud looking carelessy for Aeris, The keyblade master told him the location and Leon's plan. Once Cloud rounded up Aeris, and had to pull her away from the casino (Aeris: But the money!!!) they sat in the middle of Piscasho Plains. Fighting random ice cream nuts, drawing funny picture on the ground, whatever amused them to keep them from the sickness boredom.

Leon, had no dice finding Shihara, soon he found Sora. So he decided it was better if they both looked for the two girls. After Sora hit his forehead with a chocolate branch, and fighting M&M's, They found out they were in Chocolate City.

"I wish I had a map." Sora said aloud.

"Maybe Kairi's here." Leon lightly said, inhaling the toxic gas of chocolate, "Maybe the reason of life is here as well..."

His drowsy voice, and him walking more unusual than ever, made Sora notice.

"Leon!?"

"The chocolate..." Leon muttered, "I need chocolate."

Sweatdropping, Sora did not want Leon to know that his whole background was chocolate. Who knows what he'll do once he had his sugar...

[Lucky]

"Um, Leon?" Sora started, poking the tall man. "LEON!?"
"Must... eat... chocolate..." he stated, in a trancelike stated. He scanned the area, until he finally found something that resembled chocolate...
SORA'S HAIR!
"Leon, why are you looking at me like-"
"MUST... EAT... CHOCOLATTTTEEEEE!!!!" And so a dramatic scooby doo chase scene played out.

Meanwhile...
Kairi sighed. She'd been lost for two hours now, and she was quite bored of it. " MY GOD, WHERE THE HELL IS-"
"AGGGGHHHH, LEON, SNAP OUT OF IT! DONT EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
"...Sora?"
Sora ran right by her, and soon after came Leon, who was chasing the adolescent with a crazed expression on his face. Kairi blinked, wondering what just happened, when she realized that Sora had just run by.
"Oh. Sora, wait up! Why'd you choose now to stop being a lazy bum!?" She called out, chasing him. But soon she got lost. Again. She wasn't fast enough to keep up with the two brunettes... or Riku... Or... that snail... "Why am I so slow? Gar, now I've lost them again, and now I'm even more lost!"
Come to think of it, where was she now? Before she was in Chocolate City, but now she was in some place called Maple Lake. "Huh... Watch... out... for... pancakes and waffles? What does that-"
...
"Oh."
"Hi kairi," Shihara stated, boredlike. Yes. They were inside the giant waffle.

[Lucky]

"So, you got eaten too?" Shihara asked.
"Yup."
"I'm bored." Shihara said.
"Wanna play TENNIS!?"
"Innnn a waffle, slash pancake thingy. Uh, no thanks..."
"I've never had a friend before!"
"Uh huh..."
:3

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[Rikki-senpai]

Shihara stared at Kairi, it seemed she was mocking her in her stares. How dare she! I shall out stare the outer starer... er! Or not, it was boring. So Shihara took out her magical bag that holds more than it can. (Merlin's kiss ass bag booyah!) She started digging through the magical wonders of space in her bag. Finally taking out a grenade, matches, and a cloak. Wrapping the cloak around her and Kairi, then lighting the match, (by the friction of the waffle!!) then setting the bomb on fire and soon exploded! Leaving Shihara and Kairi safe, they soon landed on their buttox's on the hard minty grass.

"Ow." Shihara winced at her butt. It really was sore.

Kairi grinned, "Now we are out! How about that Tennis?"

Shihara stared at her, looking at the sky, pondering. Do I have Tennis equipment? Soon pondering in her bag, she shook her head, "I don't have the equipment."

Kairi looked moody for 2 seconds, "Okay, now it's up to you and me to find Sora!"

"Hm? Oh yeah, Sora's it." Shihara comprehended in the wrong way, "So if we find Sora, we know where he is and won't get caught right?"

"What?" Kairi looked dumb founded, "Uh 'it' you say?"

Shihara nodded as Kairi deducted her.

"So you are saying Sora is it? That means he did something wrong and you are trying to tell us this, and if you say anything about what Sora did he'll get you?

"Uh, I don't think Sora did anything wrong, but he will try to get me and me it!" Shihara looked alarmed, looking around seeing if Sora was nearby and going to pounce on her.

"Oh...'kay..." Kairi said.

Silence....

"ALRIGHT THEN!!" Kairi shouted loudly, "Then our job is to find Yuffie!! I bet Cloud is looking for Aeris, and Leon is off being Leon!"

"Oh... alright then."

[Rikki-senpai]

"Look it's Leon when he had pink hair!" Aeris stated, as she drew it on the ground.

Cloud grinned, that was a pretty funny time.

"And this is Yuffie's face when she lost all her materia." He said, drawing.

"SO TRUE!" Aeris roared with laughter. But she grinned with amusement.

"And this is the look on your face when the moogle got away." She told him drawing.

"I don't have a uni-brow!" Cloud argued.

"You do now!" Aeris grinned.

"Alright then... nose picker..." Cloud pouted.

"Santa's elf." Aeris grinned at her comeback.

"Earwax licker."

"Sweatypants."

"Sock smeller."

"Cat licker."

"Money smeller."

"Meat eater."

"What does that have to do with anything?" Cloud asked.

"It just does."

[Lucky]

(AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Nice ones Rikki, NICE.)

Cloud sighed. "Wow, that one sucked. Ah well, fun while it lasted. So, what should we do now?"
Aeris was wondering the same thing. "Uh... Well, we could always go find Leon and the others?"
"But this is the mee-"
"FORGET ABOUT THAT, NOW LET'S GO." Aeris screamed, running off in a random direction.
"Hey, wait, Aeris, get back here! You can't just go off to Las Vanillas again! WAIT!" And so Cloud chased after her.

"HMMMMMMM..." Sora muttered, staring at the sign. It was decrepit and faded, but he'd managed to read it... sort of...
"Hanger, Donut bone, ole ease. . . ." It was a strange sign infront of a dark chocolate cave, but Leon was catching up, and he had to go somewhere. "Ah well, gonna ignore the weird sign and keep going!" So he bounded into the cave.

Once Leon was out of chocolate town, he was out of his trance, but now he realized Sora was lost and afraid of him. "Oh damnit... Auh, okay, um... Hey look, a sign!... Danger, do not go in, or else... Well, at least I know he's not in there.... Oh dammit, knowing that idiot, he probably is!" And so Leon ran into the cave as well.

[Rikki-senpai]

(I made a really long one, but I don't feel like making it as awesome as the other one. So I'll use this kind of writing that I'd always wanted to try. But only for this paragraph.)

Leon went to look in cave, look but did not find. Leon got covered in chocolate. Yum. Leon left the cave to get more people to help him look. Sora still in cave, hoping Leon will not catch him. Sora hears voices. Two sounded familar.

"Yuffie?" A voice that had a high-pitched voice.

"I wonder if she is here." Another asked.

"I dunno, only one way to find out. But it's too dark you know? Try getting a lantern from your awesome back pack of yours."

"Alright, lemme check..." The second voice replied.

Sora gulped, wondering if to call out for help. It truly was dark. Then he saw light in the distance. He squinted. After an hour in the cave, then random light, hurts eyes!!!!!

"All better." The second voice said happily.

"YUFFFFFFFFFIIIEEEE!!!!!" The first voice screeched, "STOP BEING A LAZY BUM AND GET OVER HERRE!!!!!!"

"Ow, hello..." the second voice said softly, "RIGHT IN MY EAR WON'T HELP YOU DOLT!!!!"

"WELL TOO BAD!! I'LL SCREAM IN YOUR EAR IF I FEEL LIKE IT! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!"

"Kairi?" Sora asked softly.

"Oh-kay if that's your game." Sora saw the light disburst. After hearing kickings and punches from afar, the light returned.

"Alright then, after that afair has been settle, shall we move onward in the cave?"

"Shihara?" Sora asked dazely. He was tired, and did not know why. Maybe he was under a curse like Leon was...

Foot steps... boom, boom, boom. (Shake it like a dollar *jiggles*) another step of footsteps... very fast... then slow... hearing voices... worried... Sora nodded to sleep.

A dream that Leon was a unicorn, and Yuffie was a national horse rider, then changed to Riku and Kairi married, and having a child named Sora. Blurred to Aeris and Cloud whom were in one body walking lopsidely. Sora kissing Roxas... Axel kicking Shihara ass in chess... Ansem reading a poem of science fiction... The Organization having tea... King Mickey and Queen Minnie slapping each other... Donald and Goofy having a pie eating contest... Sora... with Namine... on the beach alone... fireworks...

"Sora..." She said softly.

"Namine..."

"Sora?" Namine asked in confusion.

"Na...min..."

Voices in the background

"Is he sick?"

"I dunno I'm a healer, not a doctor sheesh."

"Sora..." Namine reach out her hand, Sora tried to reach but failed.

They were separated forever.........

Sora shot open his eyes to see Kairi with the 'worried' look on her face. Shihara was there browsing her backpack pulling out a thermometer.

"Uh, temperature?" Shihara asked sheepishly.

Kairi swatted it away with a single slap. An irriated face was printed on her forehead.

"Sora are you quite alright?" Kairi asked.

"F-Fine," Sora lied, "Must have dozed off..."

"Lazy bum, you almost had me worried." Kairi stood up with a angry look.

"Oh look... one of those blood looking gummy bats..." Shihara said out of the blue.

"BATS?!" Kairi screamed, making the bats freak and head outside.

Kairi grabbed Sora and ran away. Leaving Shihara confused, and follow them slowly. But Kairi had the lantern, so she was now lost. In a chocolate... cave.

"Oh my gosh..." Kairi panted, "I... hate... bats."

Sora grinned, "Same old Kairi."

"Shut up, hey, where'd Shihara go...?"

"Didn't you grab her?"

"No."

"Oh."

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"Uh... what do we do almightly keyblade master?"

[Rikki-senpai]

"Aeris..." Cloud grabbed her arm, "Leon told Sora and YOU, that if we find who were suppose to find is to wait at the Pisachio Plains."

Aeris grinned, "Think about it... no one will be here for another day, so why not waste it."

"So you are NOT going to waste it by gambling."

"Yup."

"...Fine."

[Rikki-senpai]

Leon skimmed over to Pistachio Plains. Maybe some of his friends already recruited the others lost. Seeing no one there, he cursed to his heart content. Considering his options... well, either look aimlessly until getting himself more lost than I am now... no. He did not have any communicating device, so that was over. He spotted Candy Castle. Maybe he could plead for mercy to help find his friends... yeah, like that would work. Since he had no other better, or more realistic plans, he set off for Candy Castle.

Candy canes... Chocolate Bars... Marshmallow soldiers... it was like a total Candy Land City. Leon spotted the Chocolate Castle. He saw two marshmallow, and persuaded them to let him in.

"Yup this, uh, cabbage is a threat. A total threat, I need the king to take a peek at it."

After a gargle, but what seemed like an okay, he entered. LOADS OF CANDY AND SWEETS, AND UNHEALTHY TREATS FOR YOUR TEETH INSERT HERE!!

Leon knocked on a door, maybe it was where the king was.

"Enter." A lofty voice said.

Leon entered a long hall to what seemed two chairs... with two candy bars sitting on them. All he needed to do is say fancy words and make them sound right, and sound like a middle-high class person.

"My king." Leon said bowing after taking a long walk to the chairs, "I ask of your help."

The chocolate bar, after having a nice helping of honey stared at him. Leon just wanted to break the king into pieces. It was so tempt ting...

"What..." He said in a drowsy voice, "Do you wish me to do for you?"

He must be sleepy... venerably, chance... "My friends... are all over Candy Land, and they are late for... supper."

"Hm... I'll send my laziest men for you." The king said.

A door shot up, showing, as the king said, the most laziest pieces of candy. Almonds... Hersey kisses... and mentos.

"Go my men! Your first mission is to find this man's friends! Go or I shall behead you all!" The king said almost happily

Leon showed a bow of gratitude... only to hide his anger of punching out the little squares from his face and chewing it. Drooling on it with mad eyes...

"Okay this way..." Leon said with trepidation.

[Rikki-senpai]

(Quadriple, and I know that isn't a word, postdadid!)

Shihara pondered around the cave... it was really dark. Not like dark in your room at night dark, oh no, that is just baby dark. This is ADVANCED dark. Soon Shihara tripped over a rock, and got chocolate all over herself. She looked like a chocolate moose, and I mean the actual desert, not actually a chocolate moose.

"Yum, chocolate..." Shihara licked her fingers with delight, "Ooh lookie light!"

Once out of the cave, chocolate bunny started to surround her. One of us... one of us... it looked like they were saying...

................................................ (Rikki:Weird)

"Alright... I'll give you photographs of what the people you are trying to find look like. Each of you are assigned to find two particular people." Leon said handing out pictures of his bestest buddies.

"Almonds." Leon said looking at the nuts with a leader looking face," You are to find Cloud and Aeris. They are usually together so, it shouldn't be that hard. Cloud is mostly quiet and irriated. Aeris, she wears a pink dress, that shouldn't be hard to miss."

"Mentos." Once again he looked at the mints intensely, "You are to find Kairi and Sora. Kairi is always trying to be with Sora. So they are mostly together."

"Hersey Kisses... I know this may be an easy job. But it is not." Leon had boring eyes against their scared, lazy ones, "Shihara, is kind of hard to find. She always tries to do something that is amusing, and once bored goes finds something else that is probably miles away and amuses herself. Etc. Etc. And if you try to say I'll looking for her, she is gonna buy it. So do something... that'll catch her and restrain her."

All the lazy and less used soliders nodded, looking at the pictures Leon handed out to them. Aeris was picking flowers, Cloud looked bored, Sora was fighting heartless, Kairi was laughing, Shihara was laughing at Leon, whom had honey on himself.

"I will look for Yuffie." Leon said dramatically, "She is the hardest among the others...."

.................. (Rikki: I can see Rogie going "LEON!" and having heart eyes)

"You lost 5000." Cloud told Aeris boredly, "That's bad."

"I KNOW! I'll will if it's the last thing I do." Aeris muttered.

KICK! (The machine) TA DA Won a million!

"Cheater." Cloud folded his arms.

"Chocobo head." Aeris grinned.

............................ (Rikki: No more of that will come I hope)

"Sora..." Kairi sat down looking worried, "I know your lying."

"Lying?" Sora tried to sound as confused as possible, "Now what would I be lying about?"

"You were dreaming about Namine." Kairi told him, sounding jealous.

"Um..." Sora panicked, if he told Kairi his dream... thinking of a diversion...., "Are you jealous?"

"Jealous? How could I ever be jealous?" Kairi asked furiously, "She had no chance, HAH!"

"Yea-wait what?" Sora asked confusing, this time really confused, "No chance of winning a million?"

"You..." Kairi started saying standing up, "Are," Thus putting her hand in a fist, "Hopeless!!" Thus hitting Sora on the on of his head.

.................................. (Rikki: =3 Hopeless Sora...)

Yuffie trodded in the forest of sweets. Hopeless lost she thought of marking trees would help her get out of there. Soon, what seemed to be an hour, but in reality 20 minutes, she pasted the same tree about... what 10 times?

"I am totally lost..." Yuffie said stating the most obvious thing ever.

............................... (Rikki: The lost Yuffie HAH!)

"Selene... what are we going to do now?" Loki asked timidly to his sister, who was restrain by Sparta not to kill Axel and Roxas.

"I'll tell you what we're gonna do..." Selene muttered viscously, "We are going to kill those two boneheads first. Then we are going to find a way of this... this... disguisting place."

"Hah your hair's got chocolate on it!" Axel teased, "Oop! You missed!"

"Are you sure?" Loki asked, "I thought we needed them for when we split-"

"WE DON'T NEED 'EM!" Selene screamed at Loki's annoying... ness.

"..." Was Sparta's response to all this insanity.

"I'm... going to look around..." Riku tensely walking away.

.......................................... (Rikki: )

"HONEEYYYY!!" The king shouted all over Candy Land.

[Lucky]

(It's spelled mousse when you're talking about the dessert )

"I-I'm not hopeless! I'm full of hope! Yup, I'm hoping we get out of here soon!" Kairi stared at Sora, an unbelieving expression on her face.
"You. Are. Hopeless... And why were you dreaming about Namine anyway!?" She demanded, slapping him as hard as she could.
"Well, um, technically I was dreaming about you since you and Namine are the same person-"
"WHAT!?" Kairi slapped him once more, only harder, and then she stomped away, leaving Sora in the dark. Alone.
"What did I say?"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shihara backed away from the chocolate bunnies, terrified of them. Yet she wanted to eat them... Yes, eat them, oh so very much... They were gooey, chocolately, coocoo puffs... Yeah... No wait, chocolate bunnies, not coocoo puffs! Coocoo puffs were
"Munchy! Crunchy! Chocolatey!" She suddenly screamed outloud. The bunnies looked at eachother in confusion, wondering how to react to such a random outburst. One by one, they started chanting, "Munchy! Crunchy! Chocolatey! Munchy! Crunchy! Chocolatey!" And so they closed in on Shihara, picked her up on their shoulders, and marched deeper into the cave, still chanting. Munchy... Crunchy... Chocolatey...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi sighed. Sora was hopeless. How could he have dreams about Namine? And then LIE about them? And then say that her and Namine were the same?!
"Uurrgh..." Kairi muttered, rubbing her head. Her head was throbbing in pain. "Wh-...what's going... ON!?" She shrieked, falling to her knees, clutching her head. The lamp fell to the ground, shattering to pieces upon impact.
The lamp and Kairi were both gone.
Namine was the only one left.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"O-ow..." Namine muttered, pushing herself into a standing position and rubbing her head. "Where am I?" She asked, looking around. Everything felt like a blur, she had no idea where she was or what she was doing. "How did I get here?" Confused, she started walking around aimlessly, until she bumped into something.
"Munchy... Crunchy... Chocolatey..."
And so both Namine and Shihara were carried off by the chocolate bunnies.
"What're ya in for, bub?" Shihara asked, an exhasperated expression on her face.
"Um..."
"WHO ARE YOU!?"
"Uh-"
"WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN CHOCOLATE?!"
"Um-"
"I HATE YOU!!!"
"Wh-"
"Just kidding!"
"...Huh-"
"ABOUT ME JUST KIDDING!"
". . .Wh-"
"Haha, fooled you!"
"..." T_T
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Axel dodged the chocolate ball the Roxas aimed at him, slipping and then falling into chocolate when he dodged. "ACK!" But it wasn't a pile of chocolate. Oh no, it was quicksandchocolatestuff. While Roxas was distracted by chasing a couple of flying nerds ropes, Axel was sucked into the darkest place he'd ever seen. "Woah, that was weird. W-E-I-R-D, got it memorized?!" He paused, hearing something that sounded like grumbling in the distance. Soon it got loud enough for him to make out what it was.
"Munchy...Crunchy...Chocolatey..."
Soon Axel joined the chocolate bunnies captives.