Cloud's Expedition

[Rikki-senpai]

Right after Squall Leonheart returned from his adventure, Cloud started his own. His adventure... was to get the recipe for this drink. Called 'ewok'. He did not understand why Quest Do and Now needed it. Nevertheless the blonde boy went anyways. He had a friend called Yuffie, who kept nagging how they lacked money. To cease the annoyance, he went to the Quest Do and Now. So he pulled out his form which stated everything he needed to know.

Mission

Task: To retrieve the 'Ewok' recipe back to it's rightful owner
Started by: Irvine (For the party)
Where it is: The home of Fictionrealms
Reward: 10,000

What Cloud did not know is what the ten thousand meant. It could be money, it could be materia, or it could be ten thousand compliments. But he was sure that it had to be money, the recipe seemed very important. Then the boy pulled out a map which had a very detailed mapping of where he needed to go. The circle was him and the hexagon was where the recipe was. It was very conveniently 10 feet away. He knocked on the door which opened by, who he thought it was, Yuffie.

"Yuffie?" Cloud inquried, "What are you doing here?"

"I am not Yuffie." The girl replied slightly angered, "I am Rikki, and you are...?"

"Cloud, I am a mercenary here to retrieve back the 'Ewok' recipe back to it's rightful owner. I ask politely that you will hand it over."

The girl blinked trying to sink all the information in. Thus remembering she never played the game. She called on one of her friends who played it.

"What is it Rikki-sama?" She inquired.

"Cloud outside, never played VII, needs 'Ewok' recipe back to rightful owner. I don't know whats going on, but thats what I know so far, sorry Lucky."

"ROUGE!" Lucky screamed.

Soon another one of them came to the door. She looked tired and exhausted. Her hair was ruffled and she was drooling as she talked.

"What is it Lucky?"

"Cloud wants your 'Ewok' recipe."

"Tell him it's all mine and he'll never get it from the Queen of Fictionrealms." And so she walked up the staircase and crawled into bed.

Cloud, Rikki, and Lucky decided to figure what was going on. After a lot of talking, they understood. Cloud was currently poor and needed money. To solve his problem he took on Quest Do and Now, and he needed the 'Ewok' recipe.

THE QUESTION IS

WILL ROUGE GIVE THE RECIPE TO THIS 'RIGHTFUL' OWNER? OR WILL SHE FIGHT AGAINST IT? FIND OUT IF THIS WEBSITE IS TRULY REVIVED!

[Lucky]

"Hm... I have a PLAN!" I dashed up the stairs as fast as I could, skidding to a halt infront of the menacing portal to Rogue's domain. I gulped and snuck in as quietly as I could, and looked around. The place was HUGE. There was a bed fit for five kings on the FAR side of the room. That would be the length of a football field away. There were dressers everywhere, filled with clothes, make up, art supplies, notebooks, homework, sushi... wait, what?... stuffed animals, old laptops, her new laptop, video game consoles, DVD's (lotsa those), video games, star wars fanatic articles, and many, MANY books. The floor was coated in two layers of discarded sketches and story drafts (more than half dated around june 2007, back when her writers block was at a peak). As for Rogue herself, she was in her private bathroom, showering for a date with her majestic prince, Kenny.
"Okay, um... this is gonna be harder than I though..." I muttered, before getting to work sifting through all of her discarded papers. She'd never even made one ewok, had she? The recipe was most likely somewhere where she didn't care about it, and where it would be, ironically enough, safe.

[Rikki-senpai]

"Any luck, Lucky? No pun intended." I asked walking in Rogie-senpai's bedroom.

Since Cloud wanted to leave soon as possible, because he found bra's randomly around the kitchen floor. So he entered the room to never see it again, and gazed upon it. Slowly he walked in, and ironically enough he found a pile of dirty laundry. He noticed the two girls stared at him with a bored face.

"He is in Rogie-senpai's bedroom and he is not a member..." Rikki whispered, "Rogie-senpai is going to be angry..."

"Why? It doesn't matter, I mean she is in the bathroom so not like she gonna know." Lucky replied.

Thus 'karma' erupted. Rogie-senpai swirled in the room, eyes closed. Her hair wet and wearing pajama's. She seemed in a good mood until she opened her eyes to find two members investigating in her room and Cloud. Her happy expression turned into a very angry one. That was when the three of us almost became deaf.

[Rikki-senpai]

"Ah, Rogie-senpai..." Rikki paused, "We are just looking for your 'Ewok' recipe because Cloud needs to return it to it's 'RIGHTFUL' owner. Which I thought you made it... so..."

Rouge's face glared at all three of us. Rikki tried to simply explain that Cloud needed the 'Ewok' recipe, while Lucky herself scavenge through the crap in that room. Cloud you ask? Well he was being yelled at Rouge, after she questioned Rikki.

"So this is the mission form." Rogie eyes darted through the pages.

"Yeah, so I need the recipe." Cloud replied.

In usual video games, the person would happily give it to the person needing it. After a task of course. But to Cloud's dismay it was only in video games.

"Tell Irvine to make his own recipe." Rouge told Cloud, "How dare he try to steal MY recipe after all those hours to come up with it."

"Actually you were bored and shoved random food items in a bowl." Lucky corrected, "Then you did something with a mallet, screwdriver, rolling pin, and a blender."

"It was surprising it was edible." Rikki commented.

"Is it even edible?" Lucky sighed.

"What was that again?" Cloud began to write what Lucky said in a notepad, "Random items, mallet, screwdriver, rolling pin, and blender was it?"

Since Rouge was already 15 minutes late for her date, she screamed everyone to leave her room at once. Since it must have been very important they all left. Cloud understood somehow, he knew what it was like preparing for a date. (I hope that's true. I remember Lucky saying something Cloud gets a date with either... Tifa, Yuffie, or Barret...)

"Ooh, how about I give money to Cloud so he'll leave us alone forever more?" Rikki suggested.

They all knew how long Rouge would take to dress up. The record for the fastest was twenty minutes. Lucky and Rikki were not getting their hopes up that she would go any faster. Even now she knows that Cloud is after her recipe. So she might hide it, if she cares, at all.

"No, we are not giving money to Cloud. I say it's unfair how Cloud has to steal from us just so he can have a bit of cash. I say we have a compromise." Lucky folded her arms.

"Let's see what can we trade... ooh how about his is our servant forever?! He can unclog 'Mr. Toilet'." Rikki slammed her hands on the table, "That's one idea we can not deny."

Mr. Toilet is a toilet Rouge put in the fictionrealm house. She put it in because she did not like people going into her personal bathroom. So she hired Mario to put it in. Unfortunately Mario was a plumber of unclogging toilets and such. He was not a 'worker'. Thus his creation barely worked, but after many calls from the same place again and again, he cut the house off from his work home.

"Or..." Rikki paused for a moment to remember what she was going to say, "Cloud can sing the 'Cloud song' and we can record it and but it on youtube!" Rikki recited the words, but got them mixed up at different parts.

[Lucky]

Cloud said one word that basically defined every emotion screaming in his mind. "No."
"Sheesh, if that's the way you want it..." Lucky muttered, before realizing what she could do. "I have a PLAN!"
And so I confided my plan to Rikki, so quiet that only she could hear it, and even then, she had to keep shouting 'WHAT!?' into my ear.
"Let's put up mistletoe everywhere, and then invite every male final fantasy/kingdomhearts/Yuffie character we know! Or just Squalleon. I never exacted my revenge on him. Bwaha, yes..."
Moment's later... actually, no time later, cause I used the pause button to stop time, there was mistletoe literally EVERYWHERE. When I hit play, I immediately called Squalleon and threatened him to come over to Rogue's house NOW, no questions asked, or else I'd tell everyone about his childhood teddybear, or the fact that he used to wet the bed when he had nightmares. Or about his fling with Aeris that one time...

Squall came, looking as apathetic and pissed off as ever. In fact, he was so annoyed, he didn't even notice the traps of mistletoe everywhere but Rogue's room, which was the only safe zone in this house. He entered Rogue's room, said hi to Cloud, got yelled at by Rogue (who I tried pausing with the pause button, but much to my dismay, it didn't work and then my hand slipped and hit volume up. After that I couldn't find volume down, so her screaming was louder than ever.) and then Squall demanded to know why he was here.
Out of boredom, I paused the place again, and blackmailed...

Byrel
Shihara
Kichi
J.D.
Natalie
Thorn
Ari
Mei
Kyoko
Trent
Melrose
RINOA AND YUFFIE
Reno
Rude
Cloud... wait, what the...
Riku
Sora
Roxas... . . . . . . ?? (isn't he nonexistant? Well, that would explain why he didn't come.)
Pheonix Wright, ACE ATTORNEY
Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Zell
Squall WAHT THA...
Link
Linebeck
Jolene
Tetra
Aeris
Kairi
Rogue OKAY THAT IS IT. WHAT THE HECK AM I CALLING PEOPLE ALREADY HERE FOR?!
Light Yagami
L
Misa
Mello
Near
Matt
Matsuda
Aizawa
Soichirou
Sachiko
Sayu
Tom (You don't know him Rikki, but he's Natalie's partner)
Tom Marvolo Riddle (AKA VOLDEMORT)
Naruto
and Sasuke.

Oh yeah, and Shannon too. Can't forget our good ol Miki/Shanime/third wheel.

And so they all arrived, all of them entering Rogue's room without noticing the mistletoe...

[Rikki-senpai]

"...Dead." Rikki replied, "Just dead. I'm leaving now."

So Rikki left with Miki following her. Why? Because she kept saying,

"This is why we should have taken the bus."

"The bus is overrated." Rikki said.

Then Miki left back to her house to have an exciting talk with her brother. Thus Rikki wandered into Cid's shop. Wondering how she got here she asked Cid. He looked at her like she was a crazy kid and told her to get out.

"No kiddies allowed, sorry shorty."

Trying to ignore that last statement, Rikki decided to talk with Cid about what to do with Cloud's issue. He laughed and continued for a long while. After getting his composure back, he suggested that Cloud should go on a date with Barret. Then started to suggest many other idea's to embarass his former comrade.

After an hour of taking notes on a notepad, Rikki waved goodbye and returned to the fictionrealm home. She heard many yellings and the door cracked off the hinges and went flying to a heartless. It died and many other heartless took it's place. But those heartless soon were defeated by a crowd of (the list one above) people running and yelling. Rikki stared at them for a moment after they all left.

She peeked into the house and most of it was destroyed. Mistletoes were ripped to shreds, and wallpaper flaked off the walls. There was a hole in the ceiling and water poured on the floor. Windows shattered, 'Mr. Toilet' was no more and nothing seemed alive anymore. The only thing that looked normal was Rouge yelling at Lucky and Cloud.

". . ." Rikki took another 180 degree look of the house, then stepped into the so called living room. Some skeletons were seen there.

"Rikki!" Rouge glare penetrated through Rikki's thoughts of what happened, "I demand at this very moment, to fix the house to it's normal state."

"...What in the name of hell happened?" Rikki finally blurted.

[Rikki-senpai]

There was an awkward silence, then Rouge start to rant how idiotic Lucky and Cloud were. How Cloud is a stupid chocobo head, and how she can't trust Lucky to watch the house when she is taking her beloved nap.

"I mean really! Can I only trust Rikki who seems the most unworthy person to be trusted?" Rouge screamed.

"What happened?" Rikki inquired, ignoring the insult to the best of her ability.

"All the people LUCKY brought in are now banned from this home, Cloud is gonna die." Rouge toldher.

Then Dark Rose came walking in the destroyed home. She looked around at least twice to make sure that this house was for real. It seemed her friends lied when they told her the house was the most awesome place ever. Or did they mean awesome as explodey?

"I don't know why I'm here."

"Because you are one of our fictionrealmy memberz!" Rikki explained.

[Rikki-senpai]

Diana never replied because she is too damn lazy to actually do so. Thus Rikki kicked her out of the roleplay, because she did not post for the past 5 days. Then the roleplay continued...

"Once again I ask, what happened?" Rikki asked again.

"You wanna know what happened?! Ask Lucky!" Rogie pointed at Lucky then stomped off to her date.

"I can't believe I blew up the northern section of Midgar." Cloud muttered.

"I couldn't believe I lost to the first boss." Rikki sighed, "Anyways, what happened?"

[Lucky]

"I can't believe it's not butter!" Lucky exclaimed triumphantly. "Oh, um... lonnnnng long long long story. Really long. I mean SO long that-"
"Basically," a red-headed boy interjected, "this dolt put bloody mistletoe all over the place, invited everyone in the phonebook over, and then watched while everyone wound up having to kiss eachother."
"Shut up Fred! You're just upset because you and George-"
"YOU shut up!" And at that, Fred stormed out. Lucky stuck her tongue out at him while his back was turned.
"Cloud and Rogue had a moment," she explained. "So did Squall and Zell, L and Misa, Misa and Aeris, Aeris and Squall, Squall and Cloud..." Lucky snickered. "Squall and Misa, Fred and Jolene, Tetra and Jolene, Linebeck and Link. Linebeck and Jolene, Link and Matsuda, Matsuda and Light, Matsuda and L, Aeris and L, Link and Pheonix Wright, Pheonix Wright and L..." she continued listing on funny moments.

[Rikki-senpai]

Rikki kept making faces of all the pairings. Some were happy faces, and most were disguisted.

"Ew... Voldemort and Byrel?" Rikki cupped her hands over her eyes, "I can picture it! Eww."

'I was lucky I only had Squall.' Cloud thought to himself, but then made a face when he could had Aeris, 'Damn, I missed it!!!!'

"So they ripped up all of them and destroyed fictionrealms." Rikki summed it up, "I see... okay! Time to fix up the house."

And thanks to power owning skillz I fixed the house with my magical, not magical, awesomeness of doom. I looked at it as those it was my last day living.

"Ugh, it looks horrible." Rikki sighed, "But anyways, onward to what Cloud was saying, or was trying to say... were you saying something?"

"I want the Ewok recipe." Cloud repeated probably four times.

"Hmm... where you think Rogie-senpai left it Lucky?"

[Lucky]

"In her pocket, duh."

[Rikki-senpai]

"Oh..." Rikki said very long, that was until Lucky told her to shut up.

Then they heard a flushing noise. Mr. Toilet let water stream out of it. Then Squall exited Rouge's room. He looked around and did not lose his composure as he tried walking down broken stairs. Cloud and Squall stared at each other for a second then looked away.

" 'K I'll go look for the Ewok recipe then." Cloud said walking towards the door, or 'supposely' door. It was just a big hole...

"Hold on a moment Cloud." Lucky stepped in front of him, "I forgot to tell you one thing."

"And what is that?"

[Lucky]

"HOLY Oh snap! RIKKI JUST POSSESSED ME!" Lucky yelled out, before clearing her throat to continue. "Eum, anyway... What I need to tell you is I don't know which pocket."
An hour later, Cloud returned with a black eye.
"It wasn't in ANY of her pocket's!" he screamed in frustration.
"No, what I meant is it could be in any pocket in any pair of pants she owns... Heh, eh..."

[Rikki-senpai]

Rikki brought some ice to help Cloud with his eye. He grumbled and kicked Mr. Toilet. He exploded into the sky as fireworks crashed onto the trees, which turned on fire. Then They turned to ash, and nobody cared.

"It's okay heartless man," Rikki patted him on the back, "I mean it doesn't REALLY hurt does it?"

Cloud gave her a death glare. Feeling as though it was an insult he used his short furry, and then Rikki went to get bandages later. For herself.

[Lucky]

Lucky stared at the two, barely comprehending that she was acquainted with either of them.
"Ah well, time to go rob a bank! BYE!" And so Lucky left, but not before finding a discarded paper outside that read, "Ewok Recipe".

[Rikki-senpai]

Squall noticed something was weird in Traverse Twon so he dashed off to find what it was. I mean no one really rings the bell in Traverse Town for apparent reason do they? When he went to that sector a giant heartless appeared. Feeling overly confident Squall only used one bullet, then the heartless died. What was strange was that the sky filled up with different colors.

"I'm dying." Rikki said to herself as she bandaged her giant wound.

Cloud felt sorry, because he saved one of his comrades during the Midgar explodition. The one that hurt her ankle. He put on his most 'I'm not sorry face but I'll say I am so I can get it over with' face. Then apologized.

"I don't need your patheic sympathy." Rikki pointed at him angrily, "I need nothing more than an apple to keep my health up!"

"Okay then I'll just be going to find that Ewok recipe now." Cloud left without any regret.

Then he saw Lucky holding up the one thing he needed.

The Ewok recipe.

[Lucky]

Lucky glared at the accursed piece of paper. It contained the secrets of the universe, the secrets that only Rogue could know.
She'd failed Rogue.
She'd let an outsider find the paper.
First she committed the papers contents to memory.
Muttering a string of curses, Lucky tore up the paper, put the shreds in a pile, and set them on fire.
No one else would be able to find the Ewok Recipe.

[Rikki-senpai]

"... Why did you do that?" Cloud asked, "Now it is gone forever."

He shrugged and tried to escavate the house once more. Maybe their would be a copy. Maybe there was not. But he needed the money.

[Lucky]

Lucky ignored him and went to go rob a bank. She failed miserably, first putting a bag on her head instead of a ski mask, next putting the ski mask on backwards, and finally putting the ski mask on right, but stealing Candy they gave away for free at the bank.

[Rikki-senpai]

Cloud's mission was accomplished as he found one in the refrigator. He ran back to Quest Do and Now. He got his 10,000. But he wasn't really happy with it. It was not money. It was something that diguisted him to burn it in the fireplace. It was so disguisting to him he gave it to his friends to take it away. It was 10,000's of it so he had to get rid of it.

After that dielmma was accomplished he went to a 'Get to together' with his former comrades. He did not give them it, because they were too much of friends to torture them like that. Instead he gave it to the AVANACHLE. The group was merry and drinking while Cloud sat at a corner. Tifa asked him what was wrong, and said he sees it everywhere.

Yuffie and Aeris tried to get Cloud out from his corner but he refused. He was hallucinating, and seeing it everywhere. And if he took a step forward it would get him. The three girls tugged and tugged on his purple clothes but nothing worked. He was stuck like glue on the floor. Finally they asked what was the problem.

"I see it everywhere." Cloud replied in a darken tone.

Barret drunkly fell on the floor. So with everyone but Cloud united they put him to bed. After that event was over with the girls felt bored of Cloud thus went to do kakoroke. Vincent kneeled down to Cloud.

"What's wrong?"

"I see... bra's everywhere..." Cloud said curling into a ball and rocking slowly on his butt.

"May I ask why?" Vincent sat on the floor as well.

"10,000 bra's... and there is still some left... get rid of them!!!" Cloud whispered.

Suddenly a girl who seemed familiar to Cloud walked up to him. She was covered in blood, and seemed to be dying. She whispered murderer and collapsed on the floor.

“Well… I’m glad my fear of it is over with. Thanks Vincent.”

Vincent twitched at the dying girl.