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Post by Lucky on Mar 6, 2007 20:32:33 GMT -5
"NO! RIKKI THATS NOT A TOY!" I smacked my forehead in frustration before turning back towards the man and taking out a flamethrower. "Now, I have no cheesy one liners, so just ANSWER THE STUPID QUESTION."
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Mar 6, 2007 20:40:31 GMT -5
Squall kept most of his attention to the girl chasing the bug. Afterall, she was screaming, yelling, and so much noise, it was very distracting. Anyone who didn't find that distracting, is weird!
"No more cheesy one liners?" Squall asked.
After that comment, Rikki killed the bug. "I KILLED IT WUAHAAH!" She twitched violently, as she fell on the ground.
"Homicidal?" Squall thought aloud, to, describe that odd person.
He gazed on the girl still hugging her autgraph book.
"Obessive" Then he stared at Lucky.
"Crazy." He finished.
Rikki sent a glare to him, "I AM NOT HOMICIDAL! I am just weird!"
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Post by Lucky on Mar 6, 2007 20:41:54 GMT -5
"Hey, I'm not crazy. I'm paranoid. There's a big difference." I pointed out.
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Post by Rogue on Mar 6, 2007 22:37:30 GMT -5
"And I'm not obsessive, i'm just passionate!"
Everyone looked at her skeptically. "Okay, okay...I'm a little obsessive. But I'm going to therapy so LEAVE ME ALONE!"
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Mar 6, 2007 22:57:26 GMT -5
"Geez, I wonder why Squall has so many fangirls." Rikki poked her head, "With that obnoxious attitude, you'd wonder, don't cha agree?"
Squall twitched his eyebrow, "I'm... obnoxious?"
"In any cases, answer the question!" Rikki poked him... numerously.
"I was assigned to spy at an area, but it turned out it was the wrong place. I kind of figured that once I was tied, and interogated." Squeaker-I mean Squall replied, "I just do my job. Now, untie the ropes, so I can actually GET to my mission."
"Mission...? HOW COME YOU GO ON MISSIONS AND WE DON'T?!" Rikki bursted out.
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Post by Rogue on Mar 6, 2007 23:02:55 GMT -5
"Cause he's a SeeD, duh!" Rogue stuck her tongue out.
"I'm a SeeD, a mercenary..." Squall glared at them. "Now will you untie me before Irvine shoots the wrong person?"
"Who's he going to shoot?" Rogue asked curiously. Then ironically a shot came through the window blasting the pillow off the bed to her left. "HOLY MOTHER OF METEORITES!"
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Mar 6, 2007 23:06:47 GMT -5
"Meteorites have mothers?" Rikki asked, not really surprised by the sudden outburst.
The girl stared at the man who shot at the window, "What's with the guy in the cowboy hat? Is this the 1800's or what?" Rikki teased.
Pondering, Thinking, DING DING DING. "Irvine is Squall's teammate." Rikki pounded her fist in an open hand. Which mean, she understoof slightly, "Is this like Naruto, where you have teams of three? One useless one, one hyperactive one, and one emo guy?"
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Mar 17, 2007 9:00:00 GMT -5
Squall sighed, 'What a complete idiot.' He thought.
"Hi Irvine, can you please untie me from this chair?" Squall asked, "So I can finally get out of this place?"
"But he has to make it up to us right?" Rikster said aloud, "Right? Lucky? Rogie?"
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Post by Rogue on Mar 17, 2007 9:54:02 GMT -5
"I just got shot at!" Rogue explained, still in shock. Suddenly she pulled a cylindrical weapon from her hip, igniting it and leaping through the open window. "You will pay for that!"
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Post by Lucky on Mar 17, 2007 18:57:52 GMT -5
"I don't know any of you." Lucky muttered under her breath. With Irvine and Rouge in a battle of firearms, Squall calling Rikki an idiot, and Rikki being too ignorant to care, she was left standing there with a pissed off expression on her face. "ALRIGHT EVERYONE, SHUT UP, STOP SHOOTING, AND SIT DOWN."
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Post by *~!PrincessNamine!~* on Mar 19, 2007 19:21:39 GMT -5
nami walks in "hey guys i got pizza! i didnt know what kind you wanted so i got cheese!" nami drops the pizza. "oh my GOD! IT'S IRVINE!" runs to irvine "Could you sign my final fantasy 8 case!?!?!"
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Mar 19, 2007 21:16:02 GMT -5
*blinks confused* "When did Nami just come in? Oh, wait, that's a stupid question. She JUST came in. Sorry." *laughs, then it dies* "Right." *sits down on Squall's lap*
"What am I Santa Claus?" Squall asked. Sounding very annoyed, but that is reasonable. I mean, being treated this way, would make anyone very annoyed.
"I want my two front teeth for Christmas." Rikki\I said in a childish voice.
Squall's points at Rikki's teeth, "But-"
"And I want a Wii, and Wii game stuff, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy VII, a life of good fortune." And so the girl continued her gabber of stuff she wanted for Christmas.
"IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS!" Squall shouted to her.
"Christmas is a day of giving, and receiving. The day of which Christ the king was born. Sure, his birthday was only on one day. But giving could be any day." Rikki\I told him, "Like this."
She returned Squall's gunblade, and putting it on his head, "See!"
Squall frowned, knowing he should keep his temper low. He will not crack because of this random conversations. He will not crack because they are putting... bows on his... head. Squall twitched his eyebrow. He WILL NOT crack, he refused. No way.
"Hehe." Rikki grinned, most evillly, "I gotta an idea Lucky-chan."
The two, stood FAAAR away from Squall. *coughcough*twofeet*coughcough* "Let's put him in a dress, with girly stuff, so that way he can repay us! What 'bout that!" Rikki whispered proudly.
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Mar 26, 2007 21:22:33 GMT -5
Lucky whispered, "That's a good idea! Let's borrow the stuff from Cloud!"
Rikki pondered at that, "Cloud has girlish materials?"
"Yeah, he does. Aeris forced him too, and secretly he kept it."
"Inter, rest, ing." I said, "But don't we have to compromise with Rogie-senpai?"
"Screw Rogue." (No offense Jenki)
"But he went through mine, yours, and Rogie-senpai's coats. She should have a right to torture him as well."
Lucky rolled her eyes, "Fiiiinnnneeee."
"Ro-" As soon as the girl turned around, her friend so called Rogie (senpai) was fighting some guy, who Nami wanted to sign her Final Fantasy box game thing. Rikki pondered, "Why is the person Nami is admiring fighting Rogie?"
"Because Nami hates Rogie, and she wants Rogie to die. I do not though. Let's kill Irvine."
"Who is I...ver...e...ing?"
"It's the doofus with the cowboy hat." Lucky replied.
"Who wears cowboys hats nowadays?"
Lucky put a cowboy hat on, "I do folks!"
"...kay." Was Rikki's response.
"Let's torture God, I mean, Squeak, I mean Squall."
"I thought of the squeak pun!"
"Well, I came up with the God thing, you know with the angel wings. Although I don't think he doesn't have them in this world. It might be an infigment of my imagination."
"Uhm, maybe we can make him have wings if we ask Rogie-senpai nicely."
"O-kay, HEY ROGUE!"
She looked over, and asked us what we wanted. We replied that we wanted Squall to have his wings in this roleplay.
Squall made the conversation pause with his voice interupting, "Wings? What wings...?"
"Naive?" Rikki asked.
"Shh Rikki, he doesn't know he can fly, it's a secret, even though I said it out loud." Lucky outloud.
"Peter Pan reference?"
"No, not a Peter Pan reference." Lucky replied.
"Rogie! Make Squall be an angel!" Rikki said.
"With your magic GM power of doom." Lucky added.
"An... angel?" Squall asked.
He thought about this. Angels are people with wings. That means they are dead. Which means if he was going to become an angel, he would have to... "WHAT! DON'T MAKE ME AN ANGEL!"
"Well, not really an angel. Just with wings, for freedom, I mean torture!" Lucky told him.
Squall squinted his eyes, "Never."
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Post by Rogue on Mar 27, 2007 16:06:50 GMT -5
Rogue took her lightsaber away from the handsome cowboy's neck for a moment and tapped it against the floor in thought. The floor began to sizzle. "Hmmmm...wings....doesn't sound like a bad idea, although...don't you think it's been a little overused?"
"Alright, Listen Ladies...why dontcha all let the man go?" Irvine spoke up, resting his Ulysses on his shoulder. "I mean if you lovely ladies want to have some real fun...Ow!" he exclaimed as the buisness end of nunchaku hit the cowboy hat right off of his head.
"Irvine Kinneapoo! Mind your manners!" Selphie exclaimed, pulling the nunchaku back into her hands.
"But Sefie, I was just---"
"No nothing!" Selphie shook her head. "Sheesh, can't take these guys anywhere. Speaking of which, what were you going to do to them anyways?!"
"Well, Rikki and Lucky were thinking about crossdressing Squall with some strange crossdressing materials that Cloud Strife apparently has, although they mistakenly think I can't hear them. The other idea was to give him angel wings--"
"Like Rinny's?!"
"Something like that. Hey, you know them pretty well. Got any suggestions?!"
"I say we BLOW EM TO SMITHEREENS!"
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Mar 27, 2007 16:15:28 GMT -5
"Ooh, I wanna play at Sports World..." Rikki said in a daze, then remembering something about smithereens, "You know, if you want to blow something up in smithereens, you might want to destroy something you hate."
'I want to make you three into smithereens.' Squall thought, gritting his teeth.
"Besides, we have a reason why Mr. Squeaker is tied up. He was sent on a mission, and looked through our coats, and that is something very wrong! Or maybe he was being a pervert, and looking through our clothes in the closet." Rikki started,
"Or he could be after the fruitcake I made, or Lucky's videogames, or maybe's the Artwork that Rogie is getting for the Art Contest. Squeaker could be stealing, or being a pervert, and that is why are interogatting him. But we were RUDELY interuptting. Even ask Squall himself, we was looking through our possesions, and took Rogie-senpai's keys." Rikki finished.
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Post by *~!PrincessNamine!~* on Mar 29, 2007 16:26:36 GMT -5
Nami walks up to Squall curiously. "Hey, Squall, why are you straped to that chair?... and why are there pink ribbons in your hair? o.O" "Just untie me Nami" Squall said to me. Rogue glares at me. "HOW DOES HE KNOW YOUR NAME?" Rogue asks me. "Well, I met Squall at a party that I wasn't allowed to go to and we became friends because I know Selphie." I responded. Rogue's jaw dropped. "Speaking of Selphie, Irvine did you and Selpie break up yet? =P" Squall rolls his eyes.
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Mar 29, 2007 19:21:41 GMT -5
"Oh, I remember Selphie, I was playing Kingdom-, and, and, and, uhm, yeah funny story." Rikki sweatdropped, "Ah, I hate fourth walls, I hate them so, hahah, HAHAH, HAHAH!." Fake laughs that I did, that were loud.
'Flashback' Rikki was at Lucky's house, and were playing Kingdom Hearts. When Sora was on Destiny islands, he fought Tidus and won. Then he fought Wakka, and got his ass kicked, then he defeated Selphie, with her jump rope.
'DAMN YOU WAKKA! STUPID BLITZBALL! YOU SHALL DIEEEE!!!' Rikki yelled at the television. 'CALM DOWN RIKKI-SAMA!' Lucky tried to stop Rikki from destroying her game.
'END OF FLASHBACK'
'Ah yes, that was an easy battle.' Rikki thought to herself, "Fun fun fun, uhm, let's continue with the torturing of Squall with the wings, and the, the, the, the, TORTURE YES?!"
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Post by *~!PrincessNamine!~* on Mar 29, 2007 19:29:40 GMT -5
"NO!" I said standing in front of him. "Lets all sit down and talk! Hasn't he had enough torture? I mean he's wearing pink ribbons in his hair!" I pointed out. "and besides! i'm sure theres a reason to this!
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Mar 29, 2007 19:45:24 GMT -5
"Pink Ribbons is enough torture, I think not." Rikki pondered.
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Post by Rogue on Mar 29, 2007 21:40:33 GMT -5
"Seriously. If we stopped after pink ribbons we'd be doing Commander Leonhart a great disservice!"
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