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Post by *~!PrincessNamine!~* on Mar 31, 2007 19:03:34 GMT -5
"Yes but knowing you guys, Rogue, you probably made him sign an autograph. Lucky, you probably were going to use a chainsaw on him. Rikki, you probably used Lucky's chainsaw to kill a fly, which isn't really torture to him but.... anyways... I bet you guys were about to put Cloud's dress on him." I said thinking about what my friends would do "Let's just eat the pizza I brought and talk about why they are here." I said "No one wants cold pizza, right?"
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Post by Lucky on Apr 1, 2007 10:49:37 GMT -5
I raised a finger quietly. "Uah, actually... I like cold pizza..." I shook the thought off and turned back towards Squall, I mean G0l), I mean Leon, yeah Squall. "OKAY LE-Squall! It is TIME for t3h t0r7ur3!!!!"
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Post by *~!PrincessNamine!~* on Apr 1, 2007 20:17:00 GMT -5
"That wasn't my point." I sighed "Nami a little help?!" Squall said when he saw Lucky going at his head with scissors. "Lucky! I need those right now! I have a Social Studies project to do!" I yelled.
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Post by Lucky on Apr 2, 2007 15:37:18 GMT -5
I looked at her as if she was insane (which she is). "What are you talking about? First of all, these are MY scissors. Get your own, 817(l-l. Second of all, I'm cutting the ribbons out. Geeze." I quickly snipped the scissors in Squall's hair, and the ribbons (along with some hair) fell to the ground. "See?"
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Apr 4, 2007 15:40:50 GMT -5
"That was awfully nice of you Lucky." I pointed out, "And seriously, what kind of Social Studies project do you need with scissors? Unless you are doing the history of scissors. Which I don't think you are doing are you..."
I shook my head, then pondering what Amanda said earlier, "Geezes Amanda, way to recited the whole role play by heart. And make yourself look like you knew what happened, even though you weren't here. Confusing everyone, and trying to help the criminal here! Wow, just wow."
With slight sarcasm, I held up the chainsaw. A malicious grin spread through my boredly face. I saw Rogie, Lucky, and Nami staring at me with, that certain face. A 'do-it' face, 'What are you going to use that for' face, a 'Don't you dare' face, oh, and a, 'Holy freakin' crap!' face.
I blinked as I stared at the chainsaw, "Why are you people staring me like that...?" I chuck the chainsaw behind me. Far away you could of heard a robot saying 'Malfunction!!!' and a slight burst of explosion.
I coughed, "Uhm, yes, Sorry E4...R2... something." After a slight bow, I continued,
"Nami, seriously, we need some revenge here! He didn't look through your stuff, so, it's not your problem! He went through, Rogie's, Lucky's, and mines. It is our problem! So you Nami just please leave the room with your cold pizza, with cowboy bepop dude over here, and Mary from 'Jump In'."
I strolled back and forth, one end to the room, to the next, "I have already explained this situation. This is not your problem, this is Rogie's, Lucky's, Squall's and mine! So BACK OFF!" My roar echoed the room. I twitched my eye slightly, showing that I was angry at Irvine, Selphie, and Nami. For butting in, and ruining the torture!
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Post by *~!PrincessNamine!~* on Apr 5, 2007 15:50:14 GMT -5
(selphie isnt there)
"Please Rikki, we will leave, but don't do anything too harmful to Squall." I said scoldingly. "Come on Irvie! Let's go have some pizza!" I directed him towards the kitchen.
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Apr 5, 2007 15:56:54 GMT -5
"Dude, Selphie just scolded Irvine, and you are just... what the hell?" I asked with a large question mark over my head, "Oh whatever, but I ain't promising you nothing!" I called over to the threesome when they headed into the kitchen.
"Okiedokeylamokeytakokey!" I said cheerfully,"How about erasing his memory?!"
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Post by *~!PrincessNamine!~* on Apr 5, 2007 15:58:50 GMT -5
"i heard that!" i yelled "it ain't happinin!"
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Apr 5, 2007 16:02:25 GMT -5
"WE DIDN'T FREAKIN' AGREE WE WOULD! HOLY CRAP!" I yelled back, then stomping into the kitchen, making some threats to Nami and Irvine, and kicking them out of fictionrealms home.
"'Kay, well, erase his memory, make him wear a dress, or other possibilities!" I whispered.
Squall squinted his eyes angrily, "What!"
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Post by *~!PrincessNamine!~* on Apr 5, 2007 16:08:06 GMT -5
"okay irvine. how should we get in?" i asked irvine. irvine shrugged and said "same way as squall? nah too obvious." "lets call selphie! she could help us get in through the back!" i said i got my cell phone and called selphie.
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Post by Lucky on Apr 5, 2007 16:21:35 GMT -5
I stepped up from behind Irvine and Nami. "You do realize Selphie IS in there, right? Jesus, now GET THE HELL OUT." I grabbed the chainsaw Rikki had chucked earlier and turned it on, a malicious grin spreading across my face. Irvine and Nami paled, looked at eachother, nodded, turned around, and RAN FOR THEIR LIVES. I watched them to make sure they were GONE for GOOD before I turned around and entered the house. "Y'know, I think that we should knock him unconcious, put him in a dress, and then erase his memories." I whispered to Rikki-sama.
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Post by *~!PrincessNamine!~* on Apr 5, 2007 16:26:13 GMT -5
"dang i forgot the pizza! Lets go get another! for just me and you because they are jerks!" irvine nodded and we went and got a pizza.
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Apr 5, 2007 16:36:27 GMT -5
"Ooh, good plan!" Rikki whispered back, "But... somehow it's missing something."
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Apr 5, 2007 17:17:35 GMT -5
"Well, how about turning Squall into a girl?" Rikki suggested, "Then when he wakes up, he'll think he is a girl."
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Post by Lucky on Apr 5, 2007 18:07:49 GMT -5
My grin was a malevolent one. "Not JUST a girl... a pink haired girl!"
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Post by Rogue on Apr 5, 2007 18:18:16 GMT -5
"Should we give him cat ears and make him a Mary-Sue as well?" Rogue stuck out her tongue.
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Post by Rikki-senpai on Apr 5, 2007 21:00:58 GMT -5
"Ooh, for spite, how about we make him magnetic so whenever he is near a fridge, he'll stick! Or maybe we can put magnets on him!" Rikki added.
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Post by Rogue on Apr 5, 2007 21:09:47 GMT -5
Squall reached past the ropes tying him down to massage his eyes. "You guys are really horrible at this you know. We SeeD are trained to resist all sorts of torture."
"Torture?" Rogue looked hurt. "We're just trying to have fun. Nami's next after you."
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Post by *~!PrincessNamine!~* on Apr 6, 2007 11:46:28 GMT -5
Squall cringed "why nami?" he asked. "she didn't do anything?"
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Post by Lucky on Apr 6, 2007 15:07:25 GMT -5
"Yes she did." I pointed out. "Last week she 'borrowed' my cell phone, and she has yet to give it back!" (completley made up Nami, just go along with it.)
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