Squall's Adventure

[*~!PrincessNamine!~*]

"Well if you torture me, ill tell her to crush it!" Squall said.

[Rogue]

"I think she deserves to be tortured because she keeps talking perfectly good characters and making them go out of character in this thread." All eyes turned to stare at her.

"I mean...she's a funsucker!"

[Lucky]

"Shush!" I tugged on Rouge's ear and whispered to her that Squall wasn't allowed to know that we control every aspect of his life.

[Rikki-senpai]

"Well, that sucks." I responded to Lucky's torture, of not having a cell phone.

I turned to Rogie, "Oh controller of the puppet Squall," I began, "What is Squall Leonheart's most greatest weakness, so we may torture, day after day after day? Then we can spill in some of our own random tortures! Magnetic-ness, and dresses, and pink hair, and the erasing of memories!"
ponderingponderingponderingponderingponderingponderingponderingpondering...

"But how is making him a Mary-Sue, going to torture him? Might as well let a spirit take over his body, and let the spirit ruin his life. By make everyone think he looks gay, probably by hugging a pole or something. Thus, making it look like he is making out with a pole." I sighed, "But that isn't as fun as making him magnetic, don't cha think?"

My mind was full of torturing idea's that weren't as good as my MAGNETIC idea.

"OR we can make Nami and Squall switch bodies, thus, Nami ruining Squall's life. And Squall ruining her life in school (No breaks)." I pondered aloud.

"Or, for a twist, we can let Yuffie in all this, and kiss Squall, who is really Nami. Thus, ruining Nami life by a whole lots. Or, we can let our friend Danielle, SHOW THE TRUE MEANING OF TORTURE! Jonas Brothers, pssh."

Squall blinked something as Jonas Brothers pssh, random came out, "Er, those plans aren't gonna work."

"You are just saying that now before you are truly torture!!" I twitched, "WUAHAHAH! We can also turn him into a frog, and slice him open!!"

"That's murder, then there would be no torture." Squall pointed out.

"Well, er, uh, gah, ummmmm," I stammered, "I have more idea's I just can't think any more at this moment so shuddap!"

"I didn't say-" Squall began, but I screamed at him to be silenced. While I rolled up in my corner of thinking zone.

"Hm, well, hmmm, no... killing... not enough... grrrr...." I muttered in my corner.

Squall turned to Lucky and Rogie, "Like I said, homicidal."

[*~!PrincessNamine!~*]

Selphie responded. "I know what would REALLY bother Squall."

[Rikki-senpai]

(Joint post, of Rikki and Lucky)

"What the-how the-when-wha- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE ROPE GIRL?!" I angrily wondered aloud, "GEEETTTTOUTTTT!!!" Rikki kicked that rope girl out the door. Selphie screamed, and a crash was heard.

"Ano, Rikki-sama? Do you think you over did it a bit? I mean, she's bleeding all over the place... I'm not cleanin that up."

"Neither am I." Rikki slammed the door, and returned to the messy room, "Well, we outta think of a good torture before doing it, cause then Squeaker would die from my evil plans, thus having no torturing later!"

"Right." Lucky nodded, and started thinking. "We have to torture him in a way that makes him WISH he was dead, but doesnt let him die or commit suicide or anything!"

"Oh, yes, that is true also,"Rikki agreed, "Well, let's first kill his true love, then make him watch her die over and over! Since Rogie-senpai, is the puppet master of that, you know." WINK WINK ELBOW ELBOW

"No." Lucky stated. "He would commit suicide if we did that, and we would also torture someone we dont need to torture."

"You played Final Fantasy VIII?" Rikki asked.

"No, but I know he loves Rinoa and Yuffie."

"But I thought only Yuffie was in Final Fantasy VII...?" I began, "Or was that my imagination?"

"She was in Kingdom Hearts."

"Oh." I stumbled, "Then how are we gonna torture him?!"

"Pink hair first of all."

"Hm, wouldn't he just dye it all black again?"

"His hair is brown... and we could make his hair pink in a way that hair dye cannot fix, and it will never grow in brown again!"

"Hm, could work, then we can make him magnetic!!" Rikki crazed aloud, "MAGNETIC'S!! AND THEN THE SWITCHING AND THE TOOORTTTUUUREEE!"

"No. No magnetic. Magnetism destroys video games, computers, videos, dvd's, and TV's."

"Argh, not like we can gonna use video games, computers, video's, dvd's, or TV's, when watching this."

"We have to use a computer in order to cause uber torture of doom, but if we use the computer to magnetise him, then we can't torture him anymore because the computer will break."

I blankly thought in the air, "What if he turned into a frog?"

"Nah, then we wouldn't hear him screaming because of his torture. We'd only hear 'RIBITTTT'."

"How about a deer then?"

"No. Deers cant even sp33k."

"A toaster?"

"Wtf... NO."

"He can give us toast, and waffles!"

"...Waffles? Wtf, you cant make waffles in a toaster..."

"You can put waffles in the toaster."

"No you cant..."

"Yea you can." I pointed out.

"No, you have to put the waffle mix batter into a waffle iron."

"... Toaster."

"No."

"Fine, then, YOU HAVE ANY BRIGHTER IDEA'S THEN?!"

"You said 'then' twice, and yeah, I do." I grinned malevolently and whispered one word in Rikki's ear. "Itachi."

"... WTF does Sasuke's brother have to do with anything!"

"He can torture using MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN."

"... Oh big deal, stabbing someone for more than 3 days, which is actually like forever."

"Fine. We can hire Shannon to annoy him! No. No. MUFFIN. No. Oh no you di'int!"

"Nah, Shannon isn't that much annoying. She is actually funny."

"Squall doesnt know the meaning of funny. Funny to him is torture to him."

"But nothing is torture to him, unless he is hiding it."

"Wtf?"

"Hiding his true fears!"

"That made no sense... I KNOW! Let's force him to wear a bra, take pictures of it, and use them to blackmail him!"

"I sense he would do suicide though."

"We have to eliminate that possibility with eternal life."

"Eternal life! Hah, that sounds like the rewind button to me!"

"...That's it Rikki... We'll play both the rewind and fast forward buttons at once in order to create infinite time."

"But then it would get boring after a while..."

"We'd create infinite time so Leon couldnt commit suicide genius. When we're done torturing him, we'll just turn off the buttons and let him go on with his life."

"I say we give him a challenge, and if he fails, he must be our eternal slave!"

"...wtf...That's not torture."

"Well, it sounds like it, I mean look at the Grim Reaper in Billy and Mandy."

"Leon has a fifty percent chance of winning."

"Well, first, what shall the challenge be?"

"...I have NO idea."

"How about... bullcrap?"

"What about MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN?"

"If he lives through it?"

"Then he'll be our eternal slave."

"Let's try to agree with Rogie."

"Alright."

[*~!PrincessNamine!~*]

"Uhhhnnnn" Selphie said walking in. "Can I help? I need revenge on Squall! He stole my pudding!!!!" Selphie said angrily while she was still bleeding all over the floor. "I know his TRUE weakness." she said with a smirk.

[Rikki-senpai]

"Yes, and so does the almighty Expert Squall Observer!" I hissed, "And how did you get back in here? I thought I kicked you out, making you bleed, and then..."

Shaking my head, "Damnation with all you distractions! And who cares if he stole your freakin' pudding!"

I rustled through the kitchen, through to the fridge, and returned to the room. A plastic cup, that was covered, and had the words, 'PUDDING' around it. The pudding inside was brown at the top, white at the bottom. I threw it at Selphie.

"There's you pudding! Now please get out!" I shouted, "And you can't have revenge yet, until we do first!"

[Rikki-senpai]

"Okie dokey," I turned my head to Rogie. Waiting in silence, "Well Rogie-senpai? Aren't you gonna give Squeaker, or Squall, whatever you want to prefer to this chocolate mousse head... pink hair? So that I can call him a strawberry?"

[Lucky]

"It's pronounced 'Ichigo'," I corrected. "And yeah Rouge-kohai, I want to dye his hair pink! And give him the poke of death!"

[Rikki-senpai]

"I wasn't trying to say Ichigo, I was trying to say strawberry. Me like English." I grinned, "I say, his worst enemy gives him a kiss, and confesses his love for Squeaker."

[Lucky]

"You mean Seifer Almasy? Or do you mean you?" I replied in confusion. "And you're not a guy, so it would be 'her' love for squeaker. And why would his worst enemy kiss him?"

[Rikki-senpai]

I blinked, "Cool, so now I'm the arch rival of Squall? Neat. Um, I thought it would be weird if Seifer, whomever that person is, did that... um, um, Squall would uh," My eyes went blank for a moment, "DAMN YOU SQUEAKER!" Then I picked up a random item, which was a baseball bat, and started whacking him with it. Soon it broke, and then I used a soccer ball to hit him with it.

"DAMNATION TO YOU!!" I screamed as I chucked random loads of crap on to him, until there was a big pile of crap where Squeaker was, and no sign of Squeaker.

"SUFFOCATE! BWUAHAHAHAH!" Insanity!! That was until Rogie-senpai bonked me on the head. My eyes flushed brown, and I came back to reality, "I'm back, no more insane killer here mweh. Heh, eheh." I soon removed the crap from Squall's being, yet there was a sock on his head, so I just left it there. Then I just sat in my corner of calmnessity.

"That... was slightly disturbing." Squall commented, and slightly freaked out. Some random homicidal girl was about to suffocate him within a pile of god-knows crap. Yet seeming hopeful, Squeaker asked, "Um... so, does that mean I can go?"

[Rikki-senpai]

"No." I said firmly, "We need revenge on you, and I'm guessing Rogie doesn't care. So that means we, as in Lucky and I, don't need permission to do whatever torture we are gonna do."

Leon blinked at Rogie. She was too busy playing Final Fantasy VIII to care about Leon now.

"Okay..." Leon started, "I'm really sorry. My actions were dumb, and I should have thought before I acted."

I was looking for a lying dector around, "Ah-ha, so say that once again?"

Leon repeated it and the lying dector had words bolded that read, 'TRUTH'

"But... even if you are sorry..." I started blahhing, "You are not forgiven. That was the most shameful thing you could have ever... ever... done."

"Um... please?" Leon asked hopefully.

"I SAY WE GO TO COURT." I said gleefully.

[Rikki-senpai]

"No wait... that'll cost a lot of money..." I pointed out to myself, "Which we don't have a lot of..."

Silence, a breeze filled the room with coolness.

"Ah, how about..." I paused for a few moments, "We dress Leon as a girl, turn him into a pink-haired girl, lose his memory and be amused?"

Leon drooped his head down, he was guessing... alot of things at this moment...

WHAT WILL HAPPEN!?

"Look... Rogie... Lucky... Rikki..." Leon put up an innocent, tear-dropping face, "I'll really sorry, please don't do anything you'll regret..."

I was so naive, and absorbed by the cute face Squall put up.

"Aww... so kawaii..." I said in a trance.

'Hypontic powers' Leon thought in his head, 'And Rinoa said that was a stupid idea.'

"He is innocent we should release him..." I muttered still in a trance, and started to untie the ropes.

[Lucky]

I smacked the back of Rikki's hand, causing her to cease untying the ropes. "Idiot, he's using mind control on you! FIGHT IT." While she was busy standing there with a dazed, confused, and drunken expression on her face, I handcuffed Leon to the statue-like Rikki, but then I slipped and the key fell down the drain.
"Uh... Whoops?"

[Rikki-senpai]

"The dark lord shall rise again." Rikki muttered, "The one will the power to vanquish the daek lord approaches...born to those who have trrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies... and the dark lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have the power the dark lord knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives... the one with the power to vanquish the dark lord will be born as the seventh month dies..."

[Rikki-senpai]

Leon glared at Lucky with the intensity of 5 stars, "You are a dolt."

Rikki kept muttering the same words over and over. Rogie was mindlessly pondering through her autograph book. And all seem to fall on Mr. Leonheart. If only, someone would rescue him from the wraths of these crazy girls... but that only happened on tv. Things like those aren't reality, they are fantasy. Leon somehow got his gunblade in his mouth horizonally, and started to pry off the cuffs. Hoping it would come off... let's just say hope happens when needed?

"Wpid wirlswan wpidwufs wuan wvetwhin welse winwa wurold." That was all to hear from Leon, because the rest was incorhent.

[Lucky]

(wtf)
Lucky had an anime sweatdrop, wondering what to do. "UhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhRIKKISTOPQUOTINGHARRYPOTTERhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... "



"I KNOW!" She exclaimed at last. "Let's throw a PARTY!"

[Rikki-senpai]

"NEITHER CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER SURVIVES!" Rikki shouted making sure her message was loud and clear.

Leon pondered, he remembered reading Harry Potter in his leisure time. Even though all the times Rinoa made fun of him. Or what it made her sound like. She was encouraging him to read, but he knew she was hiding the fact that he was reading a fantasy book. Can't an uptight guy read a fantasy book?

"Uh, party? So when you have the party, I get let go?" Leon asked.

"Must release the D.E....." Rikki muttered, using her one free hand, since the other was handcuffed to Leon, to untie the ropes.